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The news as told by the UK’s tabloid press – The Sun, Daily Express, Daily Mail, Daily Mirror, Daily Star and News of the World.

Mail Readers Respond To Ivan Lewis’s Apology

IVAN Lewis is the 41-year-old Health Minister apologising for sending loads of text messages to 24-year-old Susie Mason, an assistant who worked in his private office in Whitehall.

Yeah, that Ivan Lewis, the one who teaches us to hate ourselves

Posted: 7th, September 2008 | In: Politicians, Tabloids | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sarah Palin: Faking Sex Appeal, Hockey Glasses And Crude In Alaska

SARAH Palin Watch: Anorak’s look at Sarah Palin in the news…

DAILY MAIL: “Anger at fake Sarah Palin photos as smear campaign makes her ‘look like a stripper’”

Sarah Palin’s credibility as a possible American Vice-President is being

Posted: 7th, September 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Photojournalism, Politicians, Tabloids | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madeleine McCann: UK Cops Get Their Man, Morocco And Anorak PI

MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann

SUNDAY PEOPLE: “McCanns: UK cops would have found our Maddie”

The British cops always their man, or a man. …

Posted: 7th, September 2008 | In: Madeleine McCann, Tabloids | Comments (543) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madeleine McCann: Looking For 1 Million, Raonaid Murray And Amaral’s Book

MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann

DAILY MIRROR (front page): “WE’VE SPENT £1M HUNTING FOR MADDIE.”

Kate and Gerry McCann Exclusive: We’ve spent £1m hunting Maddy – EXCLUSIVE

Posted: 6th, September 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Madeleine McCann, Tabloids | Comments (253) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Mirror And The Cocaine Caper: Moyes Attending

IF you have a celebrity cocaine story, call the Daily’s Mirror’s news desk and Stephen Moyes will respond in faster than a speeding popstar.

There’s the phone now. The man on the blower says he’s got a scoop on a …

Posted: 5th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Three Fans React With Fury As Kevin Keegan Resigns

THREE days ago Anorak told you: “Kevin Keegan Sacked As Newcastle United Manager”

No chance, said the papers. King Kev was on his throne. He was lovin it, just lovin’ it at Newcastle.

Now three days on the …

Posted: 5th, September 2008 | In: Back pages, Tabloids, TV & Radio | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Amy Winehouse Does The Credit Crunch: Heroin Better Than Whiskey

AMY Winehouse is beating the credit Crunch by buying 48 bottles of Jack Daniels whiskey.

The Sun says organisers of the Bestival were “Stunned” that Amy ordered two cases of the beverage.

Bestival is, we learn, staged on the Isle …

Posted: 5th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Money, Tabloids | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Big Brother: Dale Dates Chantelle Houghton And Wales Declares War On Rex

BIG BROTHER ends tonight, and the Daily Star, heat, OK! and Closer magazines look forward to some new fodder to stick atop the EU Celebrity mountain.

First up, we learn that “REX OUT TO DEATH THREATS”.

The Star says Rex …

Posted: 5th, September 2008 | In: Tabloids, TV & Radio | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sarah Palin Watch: Paul Routledge Pervs, Jon Gaunt’s Wimmin And Fergus Shanahan Gets Princess Anne

SARAH Palin Watch: Anorak’s look at Sarah Palin in the news…

What the tabloid columnists are saying about Sarah Palin

FERGUS SHANAHAN (The Sun): “Why, why, why can’t WE have Sarah Palin.”

Palin wants to be vice president. The …

Posted: 5th, September 2008 | In: Politicians, Tabloids | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madeleine McCann: When The Sniffer Dogs Barked And Casey Anthony

MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann

THE SUN (front page): “BARKING – The moment Maddie cops say dog made McCanns ‘suspects’

No, not the tabloid dog pack. …

Posted: 5th, September 2008 | In: Madeleine McCann, Tabloids | Comments (691) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Daily Wail: We All Die Next Wednesday

DAILY WAIL: The Daily Mail searches horro stories, medical reports and research notes for news, and finally its quest bears dividends:

“Are we all going to die next Wednesday?”

It’s the Large Hadron Collider……

Posted: 4th, September 2008 | In: Tabloids | Comments (19) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Giving An Arm And A Leg For Shipwrecked

SHIPWRECKED is the show whereon teenagers are cast away on two islands in the Pacific Ocean and before films crews show that wherever Brits are they like to get drunk and bitch (shagging is all off camera).

The new series …

Posted: 4th, September 2008 | In: Tabloids, TV & Radio | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lily Allen News Of The Day: Lily’s GQ A Dress

Lily ALLEN is at the GQ magazine Men Of The Year Awards:

“Co-host Lily struggled with her glamorous gown as she arrived to present the GQ Men ot the Year Awards”

– Daily Star

LILY Allen News Of The Day. …

Posted: 4th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Celebrity Quote Of The Day: Bullie Piper’s Boobs

BILLIE Piper is in conversation with the Sun’s Emma Cox. Ooer…

“It’s nice having boobs. I think when you don’t have them you find ways to make yourself feel better about the lack of cleavage…

“Then they’re there and you’re

Posted: 4th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tony Blair Cops Storm In Starbucks

“BLAIR COP LEAVES GUN IN LOO AT STARBUCKS.”

So says the Sun’s front-page screamers. And we ask: What’s a Blair cop, and how does it differ from Christian soldier, if in any way? And should we be worried that Blair …

Posted: 4th, September 2008 | In: Politicians, Tabloids | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Jade Goody Decade: The Ten-Year Plan And An Indian Take-Away

“I FEAR MY CANCER’S SPREAD,” says the Jade Goody-inspired headline on the Mirror’s cover.

This is not a metaphorical tabloid cancer, and right now millions of youths are not racially abusing Asians for our entertainment. This is real cancer. This …

Posted: 4th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (11) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Manchester City: Robinho Introduces The MAGs

MANCHESTER City’s new player Robinho is pictured in the Mirror, topless and in the arms of a woman.

Anorak is unfamiliar with Mr Robinho’s life.

And on viewing the image, Old Mr Anorak supposed Robinho was being portrayed with his …

Posted: 4th, September 2008 | In: Back pages, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Credit Crunch: Cats And Dogs Are Cheap Protein

CREDIT Crunch news of the day: Credit Grrrunch:

“Hard–up owner put their pets to sleep to save cash”

In the oven, on 220 degrees C or gas mark 4. You reared your dog, and you need the cheap protein……

Posted: 4th, September 2008 | In: Money, Tabloids | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madeleine McCann: Buy The Flat And The Villa For The Maddie Experience

MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann

Old Mr Anorak’s property portfolio is burgeoning. To go with 10 Rillington Place, 23 Cranley Gardens and 25 Cromwell Street, he can …

Posted: 4th, September 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Madeleine McCann, Tabloids | Comments (349) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Big Brother ‘Fixed’ It For Rex

BIG BROTHER is “fixed”. Fact. The Daily Express says so.

Who knew that at the death of this season’s show, Big Brother would turn out to be about as authentic as Old Mr Anorak’s first wife’s passport.

And the Star …

Posted: 4th, September 2008 | In: Tabloids, TV & Radio | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


F*cked In Dubai: The Defence Of Vince Acors And Michelle Palmer

MR VINCE Acors is accused of having al fresco sex with one Michelle Palmer in Dubai, and in breach of local laws.

Anorak rarely comments on cases sub judice, but would like to commend your attention to the words of …

Posted: 3rd, September 2008 | In: Tabloids | Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Killer Caffeine Is Killing Our Kids

YOU want a media horror story? Here’s one: the Sun says that schools are on “caffeine kid alert”.

Who is this Caffeine Kid, and how do we summon him? Is he bad or good? If bad, can he undone by …

Posted: 3rd, September 2008 | In: Politicians, Tabloids | Comments (11) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madeleine McCann: Live Like The McCanns As Their Praia Da Luz Apartment Goes On Sale

MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann

DAILY MAIL: “Holiday apartment where Madeleine McCann went missing goes on sale for £250,000”

The infamous holiday flat where Madeleine McCann

Posted: 3rd, September 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Madeleine McCann, Tabloids | Comments (334) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


David Beckham’s Nutrition Advice For The Painfully Thin

WHO is David Beckham talking about as he writes in the Mirror:

David Beckham Soccer Aid exclusive: You can help us tackle hunger

Who is us?

Posted: 3rd, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The BNP’s Hitler Youth, CCF, Nashi And Other NUT Jobs

THE British National Party is “running Hitler-style training camps to teach children how to use guns and knives.” So says Jason Beattie, the Mirror’s man in the fatigues.

It’s a bit like the Canadians do (see video), albeit without the …

Posted: 3rd, September 2008 | In: Politicians, Tabloids | Comments (34) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0