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Boyband member admits sleeping with underage girls

ABS Breen (now Abz Love), of newly remade boyband 5ive claims he shagged lots of females – 500 to 1,000 and 80% was between the age of 15 to 17“.

Adding:

“I went on a bit of a mad one and nearly killed myself. Seriously. Now I live on a farm and I’m a good boy now.”

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Posted: 3rd, February 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)


ColdPlay reduce 5ive’s Ritchie Neville to ham and pineapple tears

5IVE the boyband-turned-tricky-age-band are reunited. They’ve been taling to heat magazine:

heat: “Do you need the money?”

Ritchie Neville: “The money’s good, but it’s not like I need it. More than anything, it’s unfinished business.”

Sean Conlon: “You want to be back on the big stage.”

RN: “I broke down in tears when a Coldplay song came on in Pizza Express. I broke down in tears because I wasn’t doing music any more.”

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Posted: 1st, February 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment


5ive canvas for new member… on Facebook

IT must be depressing being in a 90s boyband these days. Who remembers you? Barely no-one. If they do, they’re invariably crazed old fans, ravaged by time and still lustily chasing after you while ignoring their furious partners and children.

And so, while Kavana and Gina G Skype each other about temping for office work, 5ive have decided to leave the 90s behind and get modern, by posting a classified on Facebook in a bid to find a new fifth member.

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Posted: 17th, January 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment