98lb Angelina Jolie Haunted By Jennifer Aniston | Anorak

Posts Tagged ‘98lb Angelina Jolie Haunted By Jennifer Aniston’

Scary 98lb Angelina Jolie Haunted By Jennifer Aniston

7696163DO you know that Angelina Jolie weighs 98lbs? Well, she does. The National Enquirer can tell a person’s weight just by looking at them. One day the magazine will finally launch Weight Bitch, in which a reader can angle the magazine towards a work colleague or family members and learn that person’s true weight.

The NE gives hope to its readers, following the boastful headline figure with news on how to be as thin as Jolie. All you need is one Jennifer Aniston and to shag Brad Pitt.

IN “SCARY SKINNY ANGIE HAUNTED BY JEN – 98lb. star blames shocking weight loss on hated rival”, readers learn all about the Jolie Diet.

Read the rest of this entry »

Posted: 22nd, September 2009 | In: Key Posts, National Enquirer | Comments (3) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0