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A Century Of Big Brother Sex

kris-donnelly-sexWITH nothing to reports from the Big Brother houzzzzz, the News of the World continues it serialisation of Kris Donnelly’s sex life.

In “SEX mad Kris Donnelly has a head for figures”, “blonde” Cheryl Hosking says “he was busy totting up where she came on his list of conquests.”

One may suggest other reasons for Kris’s counting as he squires Hosking, some of which may explain why he has so many women and feels less inclined to repeat his one minute and 40 seconds of passion.

Last night his ex lover revealed: “I couldn’t believe he’d been doing arithmetic in his head.”

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Posted: 21st, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment