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The Death Of Susan Boyle Gives SuBo A YouTube Sequel

8271309SUSAN Boyle Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Susan Boyle in the news:Laydeeees and gentlemen, presenting the Death of Susan Boyle, featuing Elaine Paige, John Lennon and an intruder. Will it be captured in YouTube and give SuBo a hit sequel?

It’s not pleasant but murder rarely is. Susan Bole will be stabbed in the neck, have her head removed by pliers and shagged in any holes left. It’s not pleasant, ladies and gentlemen, but murder rarely is.

As minds whirl with how Susan Boyle will be slain, her brother, John Boyle tells us that we must not get carried away. Hold the drill and the chainsaw. Susan Boyle will be shot six times as she enters her home. She will stagger a few steps into the vestibule, or hallway, before collapsing in a river of blood. No, no skewers. Says the Sun:

THE worried brother of raid victim Susan Boyle told last night how he fears a crazed fan will kill her – just like John Lennon.

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Posted: 28th, January 2010 | In: Key Posts | Comments (8)