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Poppy Burge, age 7, gets £6000 liposuction treatment as Christmas present from mum Sarah

SARAH Burge has given her daughter Poppy Burge a £7,000 liposuction voucher, redeemable whenever Poppy gets fat or, indeed, wants to help out a fat person. Poppy Burge may be as generous as her mother, inheriting not only the saddle bags but also the need to give until it really bloody hurts like hell.

When we last saw Sarah Burge, the walking cosmetic surgery menu had followed Poppy’s pole dancing lessons with a £6,000 breast enlargement voucher. As we reach for the Fisher Price money to tuck into Poppy’s paedo bikini, mum says:

“I put the voucher in her stocking – there’s nothing wrong with that.”

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Posted: 4th, January 2012 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment