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Alex Reid And Katie Price: A Proposal And A Sex Tour

kp-arALEX Reid and Katie Price. No, wait. Katie Price and Alex Reid. No, what about Alice? KP and AR – jumble it about: KRAP. While we deliberate over the name that unites Mr Toffee Crisp and Jordan, the Star tells us that Alex Reid celebrated his Celebrity Big Brother triumph with a “marathon sex session before proposing to Katie Price.”

Alex Reid Naked (NSFW)

What did he propose – that next time they use a Mars bar? (Yes, a Marathon is called a Snickers but we are old fashioned sorts and believe that a Marathon is a Marathon and no matter what the fluids and lubricants, that’s just the way thing are meant to be.)

The sex-starved cage fighter spent Friday night and Saturday morning making up for lost time by bedding her in three different venues within 12 hours.

Three venues. No, don’t tell us. Let’s guess: China Whites… The penalty spot at White Hart Lane… The forecourt at Buckingham Palace?

Katie Price’s Career As Jordan (NSFW)

They romped in a Celebrity Big Brother dressing room, at Katie’s Sussex home and at the posh Pennyhill Country Park Hotel & Spa in Surrey.

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Posted: 31st, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0