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Alien ranch for sale in Arizona: scene of extraterrestrial battle yours for $5m


As marketing plans go, telling people the home you’re selling is on every extraterrestrial’s bucket list is sure you appeal to many. Add the thrill of anal probing aboard the mothership and kidnapped spouses, and let the auctions begin. John Edmonds is selling his aline-infested 6.97-acre Stardust Ranch in Rainbow Valley, Arizona. It’s yours for $5-million.

Edmonds claims he has slain 19 aliens with samurai swords and he and his wife have endured abduction attempts.”They actually levitated her out of the bed in the master chamber and carried her into the parking lot and tried to draw her up into the craft,” he told NBC-affiliate KPNX.

Under one image of what appears to be dried blood and a katana, he described the method of destroying the “greys.”

“Unless you cut the head off and disconnect the antennae, so to speak, they instantly ‘phone home.’ Even with a razor-sharp sword, it is nearly impossible to decapitate them with one swing,” he wrote.

Fancy living on the ranch?

“It’s not something for a traditional family, but it holds a lot of secrets and what I believe are future opportunities to understand forces that are in the universe,” he said. “Please be very well grounded because the energy here has the tendency to manifest with whatever is going on with you.”

Geekologie has a screen shot of the Facebook chat between Edmonds and interested parties:


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Spotter: Geekologie

Posted: 1st, November 2017 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Alien Hybridization: ‘I had sex with aliens and I liked it’

bridget hybridIncredible news in the Daily Mail. Aliens have been breeding with women in Arizona.

A group of women in the US claim to have children fathered by aliens – and describe their sexual encounters with extra-terrestrials as the ‘best they’ve ever had’.

You should see the other guy…

Bridget Nielson, from Sedona, Arizona, and Aluna Verse, from Los Angeles, California, are among members of the ‘Hybrid Baby Community’ who believe their children live on giant alien spaceships…Recalling a sexual encounter with an alien on board a spaceship, Nielson said: ‘It was great. It was an incredible super primal, super raw, super primal sexual experience. There was a really freedom and we were really going for it. It was the best sex I ever had.’

Believe? And worry not humanoid man – Zorg has 15 hands, both male and female genitalia and never forgets a name. What he can’t find, just isn’t there. 

The pair claim that between them, they have 13 children with aliens – and that the conceptions happen either through artificial insemination or real sexual encounters. Members of the group believe aliens have been harvesting their DNA to create children that combine the best of both human and alien characteristics over a period several years.

What are the best of human characteristics, then? We’d say circumspection, empathy, free will and the ability to spot a “marketing executive” at a hundred paces. The best alien characteristics are tricker to spot but are believed to include: huge eyes, very long fingers, GSOH, taking the bins out and always being ready for a cuddle.

The story continues:

The former marketing executive refutes claims pointing to a lack of evidence of such encounters with aliens, saying the extra-terrestrials only take women who, on some level, ‘want to be taken’.

Bridget is part of the HybridChildrenCommunity. Bring a wallet:


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Posted: 21st, January 2016 | In: Strange But True | Comment

The Five Most Shocking Death Scenes Of The ALIEN Franchise



FOUR movies strong, and spanning three decades (the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s), the cinematic Alien saga — consisting of Alien (1979), Aliens (1986), Alien 3 (1992) and Alien Resurrection (1997) — is renowned for its titular creature, one of the most terrifying silver screen boogeymen of all time.

Given the nature of this franchise’s hostile (and perfect?) monster, it’s no surprise that the death scenes featured throughout the saga are frequently terrifying, bloody, and brilliantly-orchestrated.

Yet the truly memorable death scenes possess another quality as well. They’re shocking. These scenes strike with a combination of terror, disgust, sorrow, and surprise, leaving a permanent imprint on the viewer’s mind.

For a death scene to be considered shocking, it must be one that the audience can’t  see coming.  In other words, we expect that Colonial Marines fighting aliens by the pack are going to die, or that confused convicts running from a monster in a dark corridor will come to a bad end.

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Posted: 10th, April 2014 | In: Film, Flashback, Key Posts | Comments (2)

If Shaun Ryder Can’t Convince Us Of Alien Life Can Flava Flav?


ALIENS with spaceships have advanced brains and control technology we humans can’t even imagine. Which is why they chose to fly to planet Earth and hover over Shaun Ryder from the Happy Mondays. ‘Yes,’ thought Zogxxypt the Mega Brain from the planet C&JUUTB,’ if Shaun Ryder says he saw alien life and tells everyone else, the rest of humanity will believe him and accept us. Shaun Ryder is out best chance of success.’

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Posted: 2nd, November 2013 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment

Farmer arrested for this dead alien in his freezer

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WHY do aliens only seem to go for people who live in the sticks? UFOs, extra terrestrial beings and such don’t tend to appear in cities, where everyone would film them with camera phones and where there is loads of CCTV. Aliens like the countryside where all the posh alcoholics, dim-witted yokels and bored teenagers live.

And so, to a farmer who claimed he had captured AND electrocuted an alien, who has been arrested by police for being crackers and a hoaxer.

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Posted: 14th, June 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment

British researchers find signs of extraterrestrial life on meteor

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DON’T worry. The simple organisms from the great beyond are going to invade and tell us what to do. It will be okay:

“Researchers in the United Kingdom have found algae-like fossils in meteorite fragments that landed in Sri Lanka last year. This is the strongest evidence yet of cometary panspermia — that life on Earth began when a meteorite containing simple organisms landed here, billions of years ago — and, perhaps more importantly, that there’s life elsewhere in the universe.”

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Posted: 12th, March 2013 | In: Technology | Comments (3)

Whitby Councillor says his mother is a 9ft green alien with eight fingers

LABOUR Councillor Simon Parkes, says his real mother is a towering aline with eight green fingers.

Parkes, who sits on the Stakesby ward on Whitby Town Council, tells YouTubers that when three and recovering from chicken pox he was visited:

“Two green stick things came in. I was aware of some movement over my head. I thought, ‘they’re not mummy’s hands, mummy’s hands are pink’. I was looking straight into its face. It enters my mind through my eyes and it sends a message down my optic nerve into my brain. It says ‘I am your real mother, I am your more important mother’.”

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Posted: 28th, March 2012 | In: Strange But True | Comments (6)

Mischief The Australian Talking Cat Is Kidnapped By Aliens Over Siberia

MISCHIEF the talking cat of Australia’s Northern Territories is missing, presumed catnapped by aliens.

The report by Matt Cunningham is fantastic:

It came after Siberian air traffic controllers claim that a female-sounding alien spoke to them in a cat-like language.

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Posted: 5th, March 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment

No joke – NASA to prove alien life form exists!

Over to the NASA website…

“NASA will hold a news conference at 2 p.m. EST on Thursday, Dec. 2, to discuss an astrobiology finding that will impact the search for evidence of extraterrestrial life. Astrobiology is the study of the origin, evolution, distribution and future of life in the universe.”

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Bye bye Wikileaks – looks like your ten minutes of fame is about to be usurped big time

Posted: 30th, November 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)

Good Alien Messenger Has Dire Warning For Barack Obama

GOOD alien Colleen Thomas is her to save you from the lizard people. If you are a lizard person, meet your enemy. Colleen likes green and brown. Colleen is among you, possibly camouflaged.

Colleen has a message for you and it features Barack Obama’s trip it India. Colleen says that the lizard people have told her that when Obama goes to India, there will be a “shake, rattle and roll”, the likes of which you’ve never seen before. The 8th of November will feature lots of bombs. Reptilians are here. So too the Draconians. And MI6. The Anorakians. And the Australians.

Colleen has lots of facts.

Spotter: Videogum, via Richard Lawson

Posted: 8th, November 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment

Richard Heene’s Trivial Pursuit Piece Seen Over Moscow: Video

IN the skies over Moscow, Richard Heene’s Trivial Pursuit cheese is hovering. Local media says it’s a space ship. It’s always a space ship in the media. No space ship has ever been confirmed. The less certain the times the more aliens in the skies we see. The aliens have taken Richard Heene’s son, you say? Nooooooooo. We know better. We know that it’s a bit from a boardgame. Either that or it’s a plastic bag whipped up in the wind…by lizard people! Video:

Posted: 18th, December 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Aliens Caught On Camera As 68 Score Wingsuit Skydiving Record

ALL over the internets pictures of “68 specially-qualified wingsuit skydivers” setting the “official US record for Wingsuit Formation Skydiving”.

It was in aide of Raise the Sky, an LA charity that wants to keep children in school.

But look again at the picture. There are not 68 parachutes. There are 70. Who are the other two skydivers? And why is one of them so tiny?

1. The 68 – this picture taken from the official website.


Posted: 17th, November 2009 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comments (9)

LibDem Councillor And Iain Dale Double Adrian Hicks Introduces Majestic, Britain’s Elite Alien Spotters

MORE news on Hampshire LibDem councillor Adrian Hicks – who spotted an alien dancing in Winchester – has posted the 27-minute speech on the Internet calling for Majestic, shadowy scientists, military officers and politicians to be exposed.

Majesty aims to with making contact with extra terrestrials following a UFO crash in 1947. Sadly, he presents no proof. But Mr Hicks does have use of a video camera –had he only have had one on that fateful night.

Incidentally, Hicks looks and sounds remarkably like Tory wannabe Iain Dale. Which might or might not be relevant. Are they related?

Posted: 9th, November 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

World War 2 Alien Urinates On German Sunbeds

IN Germany, Heinz Langer says an alien urinated on his sun lounger while being chased by German fighter planes.

Cue the music: Mad dogs and Englishman…


Heinz Langer, of Hagenburg on the Steinhuder Sea in Lower Saxony, says his sun lounger had been covered in black, yellow and violet flecks that had fallen from the sky.

Says police spokesman Axel Bergman:

He noticed military aircraft in the area at the time and a short while later this liquid landed in his garden. He believed there was a connection but the military have assured us the liquid was not from their planes…

“There were military planes in the area at the time and we believe there was a connection with the appearance of this so far unidentified acidic substance.

“However we have been in touch with the German air force and been able to rule out any connection with the military.”

Unless, the Germans are planning a new offensive in the sunbed wars, to strafe German holidaymakers with tanning lotion.

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Posted: 30th, August 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment

UFO Spotted Over Greece With Venus Rising

IN the skies over Greece a UFO is attracting the attention of the pilot of a London–bound passenger plane.

“I see on my right, at approximately the same altitude, an unknown target flying from south to east. Altitude and heading are not stable. It is increasing speed. Headings are erratic.”

Odd stuff – most notably how amid all the pilot speak our man at the helm should not refer to the right as the starboard side?

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Posted: 10th, February 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)

RAF Ordered To Fire On UFOs

LAST week, the Sun brought news of a UFO that having navigated the universe had collided with a wind turbine.

It then brought new of lights in the sky.

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Posted: 26th, January 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)

UFO Cloud Spotted Over Golf Club In Wales

IS it a wind turbine? Is it an Martian? Is it a…cloud? It is a cloud.

It’s a cloud over Borth golf club, mid-Wales.

The locals are pointing.

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Posted: 19th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (6)

Recession And War Breathes New Life Into Mars

“MARS IS ALIVE,” screams the Sun. “NASA prof, there’s evidence.”

Anorak has looked at the data and can confirm that in times of stress and recession, talk of alien life and Mars rises by a factor of 29.54.

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Posted: 16th, January 2009 | In: Reviews | Comment

Alien Microbes Emit Gas On Mars

THE Sun tells Earthlings that “ALIEN microbes living just below the Martian soil are responsible for a haze of methane around the Red Planet.”

Out goes the theory that the red planet was the cosmos’s knocking shop, a beacon for sex and debauchery.

Last week, the Sun brought news that aliens had damaged a wind turbine in Lincolnshire.

There were lights in the skies. Shapes in the skies. Aliens in command of the kind of advanced technology that would make our heads spin had piloted their state-of-the-art machine into a metal windmill.

On the aliens home planet, an investigation is endeavouring to discover if the pilot had imbibed too much space dust and the onboard satnav malfunctioned.

Back to Mars, and the news that we’re next:

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Posted: 15th, January 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (2)

Aliens Arrive On Earth Today

IF any aliens are reading this, when you come to Earth today, bring gold, a Wii, love, a new tie for Gordon Brown, world peace, the cricket ball you stole in 1983 and a huge ray gun.

As the Daily Star reported yesterday, “aliens are set to land on Earth tomorrow to prove to humans that there really is life out there”.

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Posted: 15th, October 2008 | In: Reviews, Tabloids | Comments (15)