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Amber Finney Explains Why She Keeps A Live Squirrel In Her Cleavage

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Amber Finney Explains Why She Keeps A Live Squirrel In Her Cleavage

amber-finneyWALKING Squirrel sanctuary Amber Finney was last seen secreting a squirrel in her cleavage only for the vermin to pop as she was being interviewed by the police and threaten to grass her up unless he bought a new sports bra, two chicken fillets and the Collected Secret Squirrel on Blue Ray.

Now an internet star, Finney says the squirrel, named Stripe, opened up ”a whole new chapter” in her life. And she wants to tell us why he was in the Valley of the Mings:

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Posted: 6th, July 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment