Posts Tagged ‘American Idol’
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s Acceptance Speech In Full
UNRESTRAINED by a need to be credible, the novelist or tabloid hack can only envy Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and wonder where the story will next turn.
Ahmadinejad has now addressed the crowd and the mob and explained that things are as they because that is how they are meant to be.
Says he:
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Posted: 15th, June 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment
Adam Lambert Comes Out On Perez Hilton
PEREZ Hilton, the Osmond Family-Elton John chimera, says American Idol runner up Adam Lambert is going to come out and announce he is gay.
As revelations go this one’s right up with news that Jordan sleeps on her back, MPs are vain self-serving egomaniacs and the world ends on Decemeber 2, 2016. Says Hilton:
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Posted: 2nd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)
Sophie Monk In SUV Versus Prius Test Crash
SOPHIE Monk, former lover to raging heterosexual American Idol host was in a Prius when an SUV happened long:
AUSTRALIAN actress Sophie Monk was taken to hospital today by paramedics after she was in a car crash in Hollywood. TMZ reports she was driving through Hollywood in a black Prius when a collision occured with another driver of an SUV… The driver of the other vehicle did not appear to be injured, it was reported.
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Posted: 29th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
American Idol: Paula Abdul Presents Sci-Fi Night
WHEN Britney Spears mimed her impression of a menstrual Max Wall on The X Factor, we thought it a performance that could not be topped.
But, then, American Idol judge Paula Abdul appeared on stage and did a mime that required not one but two microphones.
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Posted: 7th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Baron-Cohen’s Bruno Fools Amercian Idol’s Paula Abdul
AMERICAN Idol’s in-house cheerleader Paula Abdul says she was fooled by Sacha Baron Cohen’s Bruno character.
Abdul recalls how she was told she had won an award in Germany and was interviewed by Bruno.
What award she does not say, but rumours are of her being in the running for such gongs as Making Simon Cowell Look Good Award, Services To Hand-Clapping and Most Encouraging Use Of Sequins.
Says she:
“At 2 in the morning, I woke up in a sweat and I went: ‘Oh my God’ And I’m dying, because you don’t expect it.”
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Posted: 1st, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Win A Date With Bill Clinton At American Idol Finale
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Posted: 17th, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
American Idol’s Ryan Seacrest To Be Vice President Of USA
AMERICAN Idol grinner Ryan Seacrest to become the Vice President of the United States:
Posted: 31st, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
American Idol: Simon Cowell And Paula Abdul’s Names Are Mudd In Kentucky
TO the carpeted hotel lobby that is the American Idol Louisville audition suite where failed wannabe Mike Mudd turns to the judges and says, “Take care and be careful” on his way out the door.
Threat. The Idol judges go into recoil mode. Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell take it as a threat. Abdul reacts:
“You don’t say that to people, ‘Be careful.’ That’s just not a normal thing to say.”
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Posted: 30th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
American Idol Brian Dunkleman: The Man Who Turned Down Simon Cowell
POP culture alert: An unexpected resurgence of Brian Dunkleman, the actor-comedian who made show business history when he quit his co-hosting role on American Idol after its first season (he didn’t like the sadism inflicted on the young contestants -Simon Cowell called it tht biggest mistake in industry history), writes Anorak’s man in LA.Posted: 15th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
