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Anal Vibrator Sparks Bomb Alert

STEVEN FERRINI’S anal vibrator is causing the California Highway Patrol to evacuate its South Lake Tahoe area office.

California Highway Patrol officer encounters Steven Ferrini, 60, in a “No Parking” zone, notes a CHP report.

Mr Ferrini is arrested on suspicion of carrying speed. The cop then finds “a suspicious wire, with an on/off switch” in the man’s front left pocket. The wire leads to his anus.

At the CHP office, “the subject began to explain his knowledge of explosives and bomb-making.” The El Dorado County Explosive Ordinance Disposal Team is called. Office abandoned.

At about 9 a.m., “the EOD team rendered the device safe and determined it was not an explosive device. The vibrator was subsequently removed and placed into property.”

Posted: 22nd, April 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment