Angelina Jolie’s ‘Lust’ for Vanessa Paradis And Johnny Depp’s Delight

ANGELINA Jolie and Brad Pitt are taking in the sights and shops of Florence as Ange films The Tourist with Johnny Depp. Yes, Angelina and Johnny Depp are working together. Cue the rumours of romance. Here’s the National Enquirer’s front-page headline:

“Angie’s lust for Depp’s lover!”

Eh?

“She wants Vanessa, NOT Johnny.”

Vanessa Feltz? Vanessa Perroncel? No – It’s elfin French singer Vanessa Paradis, last seen getting into Joe’s taxi and having children with Depp. “Sources” say that Jolie wants to romance her. The news is so incredible that the Enquirer repeats it in big yellow ink:

“ANGIE HOT FOR JOHNNY’S GAL – It’s NOT Depp she wants, it’s sexy Vanessa.”

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Posted: 16th, March 2010 | In: Key Posts, National Enquirer | Comments (7)