Posts Tagged ‘angry birds’
Target shoppers get free marijuana with Angry Birds toy
The toy business can be cruel. Moreover, the internet game. Today’s fad is tomorrow’s sad. Not too long ago everyone from spotty onanists to David Cameron was playing Angry Birds. Now these same fans behead for ISIS and ride around on a Battle Bus. As we say, fads.
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How many houses does it take to fill a Death Star?
WITH everyone currently going crazy over George Lucas selling Star Wars to Disney, and everyone going even more nuts for the Star Wars version of Angry Birds, there’s a very important question that needs asking: How many houses would you need to fill up the Death Star?
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Hollywood Is Dead: Angry Birds Movie Is Considered
HOLLYWOOD is not in rude health. People can’t be bothered going to the cinema in quite the same numbers as they once did. Quite right too as cinemas are the most joyless places on Earth with their smell of disinfectant and outrageously priced snacks.
The worst element of the movies is the films shown themselves, often being turgid, generic fluff dribbled out to saps paying a tenner-a-pop, for which they’re supposed to be grateful.
And the latest nail in cinema’s coffin is the announcement that we could very well be treated to a feature length version of the irritatingly addictive Angry Birds game.
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