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Anna Chapman was getting close to Obama’s ‘inner circle’

WAS Anna Chapman, the femme fatale spy, getting too close to someone in Barack Obama’s inner circle? The FBI says this special someone was a “sitting cabinet official”.

Frank Figliuzzi, the FBI’s head of counterintelligence, reveals how she got “closer and closer to higher and higher ranking leadership… she got close enough to disturb us”.The fear that Chapman would compromise a senior US official in a “honey trap” was a key reason for the arrest and deportation of the Russian spy ring of 10 people, of which she was a part, in 2010.

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Posted: 2nd, April 2012 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)

Anna Chapman Fires Your Pocket Rocket In Her Range Of Space Wear

ANNA Chapman is to design a range of clothing for the man about space. All aboard the Khrunichev [Space] Center may one ay be sporting a racy off-the breast number in symbolic red.

Meanwhile we await news of the nine other Russian spies deported from the US, who on account of their lack of telegenic looks have slipped into obscurity. In the old days, the West’s archetypal Russian woman was a thick-wristed drudge dressed in potato skins, and the spies would have been rewarded for their anonymity.

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Posted: 17th, February 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)

Anna Chapman And Katia Katuliveter Prove Russia’s Spymasters Are Bonkers: Photos

MIKE Hancock is an important man. The Portsmouth South MP, is has been complying Katia Katuliveter, whom MI5 thinks is a Russian spy. Following the news that Anna Chapman spied on the UK from the bed of a Southampton man, we get news that Katia spied on the UK from watching Mike Hancock. He’s a member of the Commons Defence Committee, and therefore privy to just about no decent secrets. He’s an MP. He is not in the military.

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Posted: 6th, December 2010 | In: Politicians | Comment

Katia Zatuliveter: Sex, Photos, Short Skirts, And Anna Chapman

KATIA Zatuliveter is being deported for alleged spying for the Russians. Did the woman born in Dagestan work for the SVR (External Intelligence Service)? Not sure. But she certainly worked for Mike Hancock, the Liberal Democrat MP for Portsmouth, a man revealed in TV interviews to be partial to pink cable-knit jumpers.

She is blonde and 25. He is grey and 64. He is married with two children. The stereotypes are in place to make this story fly.

The Firm:

Katia is married to Andrew Cowburn. He runs Choices (Northern UAK). The motto: “Knowledge is our business”:

Here at Choices (Northern UK) Ltd we aim to offer quality information, advice, guidance and application support to international students wishing to study in the United Kingdom.

The Denial:

Mr Hancock issues a statement denying Katia is a spy. He ends with:

She has been an excellent and conscientious employee and I wish her well in all this. There was nothing she was doing for me that was in any way sensitive.”

The Attraction:

That sound you hear is a loud “fnar” from the Daily Mail. It leads with:

A womanising MP was targeted by a suspected Russian spy in a Moscow ‘honeytrap’ sting, Whitehall sources believe.

So. Her sex and looks got her the job?

One Westminster source said: ‘She would walk around in very short skirts and high heels with Hancock and they would be seen having lunch together. Certainly some thought she was charming and intelligent.’

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Posted: 6th, December 2010 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment

Anna Chapman To Host Russian TV Show – Sport Or Porn? Photos

ANNA Chapman, nee Anna Kushchenko, the sexy Russian spy with the looks of mid-ranking East European tennis player – the spy who shagged at least two British man and obtained no official secrets while doing so – is to be TV star on state-run Rossia television, Interfax reports. Does Sky Sports have an equivalent in Russia? Or The Adult Channel..?


Posted: 1st, November 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Anna Chapman Is Now A Plane Spotter: Photos

ANNA Chapman is the second most popular story on the BBC website. The Russian spy has been visiting a cosmodrome in Kazakhstan, looking on as two local heroes and a Yankee blasted off on Russia’s Soyuz spacecraft on a mission to the International Space Station. The Mail says he was “wearing a scarlet coat and electric blue handbag”. Which is what all the cool plane spotters are wearing this winter…

NOW: Anna Chapman Does Sexy Spy For Russian Lad’s Mag (Racy Photos)


Posted: 8th, October 2010 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)

Anna Chapman: ‘Lying’ Alex Chapman’s A ‘Rag’ And More Sexy Photos

ANNA Chapman, the alleged Russian spy born Anya Kushchenko, has been arrested in the US. Alex Chapman, her former husband of four years, has secured the services of publicist Max Clifford and been speaking to the media.

Alex Chapman told us about the great sex, Anna’s “incredible body” and sex toys. Alex Chapman gave us the dirt and we never had to spy through the keyhole or through the slit under the door as Alex and Anna shagged on plane (no, not a MiG fighter, but a big commercial passenger plane).

Natalya Zolotova, Anna’s friend, is not happy with what she’s heard. She tells the Russian website

“We are simply outraged by what Anna’s ex-husband has been saying about her. Anna was never arrogant (as Mr Chapman claimed). She is very down to earth and modest. He should stop lying.”

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Posted: 6th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment

Anna Chapman: Anya Kushchenko’s Family Sell Agent 90-60-90 Photos

ANNA Chapman, aka Anna Lushchenko, aka Anya Kushchenko, is on the front page of the Daily Mail. She is the “SPY WHO CAME FOR CHRISTMAS”. She is the nuclear sex bomb spy sat at the dinner table with her former husband Alex Chapman.

Chapman is fitter than the identikit mould of the thick chested Rosa Klebb or Ethel Rosenberg. Russian media have given her a number: “Agent 90-60-90” (her vital statistics).

Chapman has secured the services of the publicist Max Clifford. We should expect lots more insight into his four-year marriage to the “femme fatal”.

Only, she isn’t. Anna Chapman has convicted of no crime. She is an alleged spy. In fact, she isn’t even that.

The prosecution have yet to produce any evidence of deep intelligence being passed by the “spy ring” to their Moscow handlers. In fact the Russian agents were not even successful enough to face espionage-related charges, being accused, instead, of failing to register with the US authorities as representatives of a foreign power, and omitting to declare income for tax purposes.

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Posted: 3rd, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (2)

Anna Chapman’s Ex-Husband Alex Chapman Hires Max Clifford To Sell His Story

ANNA Chapman, aka alleged spy Anna Kushchenko smells of money. Anna’s former husband, Alex Chapman of Bournemouth, Dorset, has hired the publicist Max Clifford.

Stood in front of a two Bentleys, Max tells the BBC news about Anna going to showbiz events – premieres and the like.

Max says “everybody is desperately keen to speak to him [Alex Chapman] now”.


Unelss, of course, Anna Chapman is not a spy…


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Posted: 2nd, July 2010 | In: Reviews | Comment

Anna Chapman, Aka Anna Kushchenko’s White House Lover: Pictures

ANNA Chapman, aka Anna Kuschchenko, is the red-haired alleged spy who shagged Charlie Hutchinson while she was married to Alex Chapman.

Says Hutchinson, who helpfully, talks to the tabloids in puns:

“She was red hot.”

It’s not only Anna who does the jokes. But it wasn’t just wit that score with Anna and Charlie. It was sex.

Anna Chapman: Anna Kuschenko, Spies, Pictures, Video And Nuclear

Says the 31-year-old:

“While we had sex she was talking and moaning in Russian. It lasted for 2½ hours and was so sexy. She was incredible.”

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Posted: 2nd, July 2010 | In: Reviews | Comment

Anna Chapman: Anna Kuschenko, Spies, Pictures, Video And Nuclear Bombshells

ANNA Chapman is the alleged Russian agent with the cleavage back story and a line in good underwear. US agents have swooped on a further 10 other alleged Russian agents. But it’s all eyes on Anna Chapman. Although – get this – that might not be her real name.

The Daily Express said Chapman’s real surname is Kuschenko. She was born in Ukraine and raised in Volgograd.

But who cares about the secrets – get a load of that data-harvesting cleavage!

The new round-up:

Daily Mirror (front page): “The redhed under the bed”
Daily Express (front page): “The beauty who spied for Russia”
Sun (front page): “SEXY SPY HELD IN US SWOOPS”

The Mail quotes Ana Chapman’s mum, a thickset women with broad shoulders festooned with military medals:

And Miss Chapman’s tearful mother Irina, 51, said in Moscow: ‘Of course I deny that my daughter is a spy. It’s all very shocking to us.’

But that about the level of information Anna and her alleged associates discovered from working in America?

The assignments, described in secret instructions intercepted by the FBI, were to collect routine political gossip and policy talk that might have been more efficiently gathered by surfing the Web.

So says Russian TV.

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Posted: 30th, June 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (10)