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Army Uses Yorkshire Mosques For Target Practice

THE Army has been building mosques in firing ranges in Bellerby, Yorkshire. Those are the mosques, those things that, as our reader Bat E Bird says, “look like cardboard boxes with green humps”.

The Swiss should be alerted and a ban put on the building of green lumps immediately lest the place be ruined by would-be suicide and, er, racist nutters.

Of course, this is a new way ahead – a change on the old policy of looking for mosques and building a shooting rage around them…

Posted: 8th, April 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment