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John Terry, Ashley Cole And Vernon Kay United For St Valentine’s Day Massacre

kay-cole-and-terryVALENTINE’S Day is “cancelled” because of John Terry, Ashley Cole and Vernon Kay. They are the “Stupid Rats” who are preventing you from laying a scentless rose on your lover’s pillow and dining out on an over-priced meal with funeral arrangements for pudding.

The New of The World has the news that comes too late for a million men racing home with garage forecourt flowers entwined about a pair of musical knickers. In order, the St Valentine’s Day Massacres’ leading players:

Passion Killer: Vernon Kay
Poison Arrow: Rhian Sugden

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Posted: 14th, February 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment