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Lovable Chelsea Footballer Ashley Cole Fined For Car Crime: Parodists Weep

ash-home1IT’S a hard job being Ashley Cole, looking for new and imaginative ways to be disliked. (Only joking, Ash. You are terrific geyser and we love you.)

Cole, the Chelsea and England footballer married to Simon Cowell puppet, sorry, poppet Cheryl Cole, has been banned from driving for doing more than 100mph in a 50mph zone.

As we know, Ashley Chelsea offered up the excuse that he was being chased by paparazzi. This is why he was driving his black Lamborghini Gallardo at 104mph along the A3.

At Kingston Magistrates, the Beak hands Cole a four-month ban and a £1,000 fine. Cole is ordered to pay a £15 victim surcharge and £300 costs to reflect his income and the seriousness of the offence.

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Posted: 29th, January 2010 | In: Sports | Comment