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Cheryl Cole And Ashley’s Divorce: Sex Therapy, All The Women And Cheryl’s Tattoo
CHERYL Cole And Ashley Cole divorce: As Cheryl Cole heads back to being Mrs Tweedy – that “Mrs Cole” tattoo on the back of her neck may be harder to get shot of than her Chelsea and England footballer husband – the papers reports. The news round-up:
The Sun (front page): “CHERYL KICKS ASH – BEAUTY DUMPS FOOTIE STAR HUBBY”
In case anyone is wondering which side the Sun is on – The Beauty with access to the X Factor judges and acts or The Rat who once sued the Sun and won – the papers comes equipped with a John Terry exclusive.
Terry is Cole’s captain at Chelsea and was his skipper at England too – until he resigned in light of allegations in the New of The World (the Sun on Sunday) that he had shagged loadsa women, including his Chelsea and England teammate Wayne’s Bridge’s lover, one Vanessa Perroncel.
Why John Terry Escapes And The Sun Guns For Ashley Cole
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Posted: 24th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (19)
Cheryl Cole Arrives Home To Find Ashley Cole Gone: Pictures
MORE Cheryl Cole and Ashley Cole news in heat magazine, wherein readers learn the “shocking truth about Ashley’s hold over Cheryl”. Before that, we see Cheryl arrive home and find that Ashley has gone.
Ashley has left the couple’s Hurtmore mansion. Yes, HURTMORE. Nominative determinism was ever a cruel mistress.
Says the Mail:
Mrs Cole’s burgeoning friendship with Mr Hough comes as she prepares to begin divorce proceedings against her errant husband.
Yes, we know this is the third article on Cheryl and Ashley today, but the reporting is so fantastic, we’d like to share it with you. Closer says Cheryl will not divorce Ashley. The Sun says Cheryl has already dumepd him. The Mail speaks of divorce. And we’ve been introduced to “comforting” Derek Hough.
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Posted: 23rd, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (6)
Cheryl Cole Not Divorcing Ashley: Fact
HAVING read in the Sun that Cheryl Cole has dumped Ashley Cole by text – a fact undiluted by repetition throughout the media – Closer magazine has a big fact:
“Cheryl Cole has confessed she feels ‘completely torn’ over what to do.”
But she made her mind up? It’s a fact??
Posted: 23rd, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
Cheryl Cole, Derek Hough, A Terrier In The Bedroom And Ashley Cole’s Women
CHERYL Cole and Ashley Cole continue to dominate the red-tops front pages. Readers get to learn more of Derek Hough. The news round-up:
The Sun says Derek has been “comforting” Cheryl Cole for “seven hours”. The Star counts “nine hours”. The Star sees him leave Cheryl Cole’s hotel at 4am. The Sun sees him leave at 4:15am. Both papers lead with shot of Derek Hough carrying a dog.
The Sun has now written more about Chelsea and England’s Ashley Cole sex life more than it has about his club captain and former national skipper John Terry. Ashley Cole once sued the Sun and won. John Terry gives the Sun exclusives.
Why John Terry Escapes And The Sun Guns For Ashley Cole
The media narrative is clear: Ashley Cole is bad. And Chelsy Cole, the woman with “Mrs Cole” tattooed on the back of her neck who once assaulted a toilet worker, who told us that we must fight for our love, sold her wedding photos to OK! and posed for pictures with an ice cream sundae between her thighs is “dignified”.
Cheryl Cole is married. As the Sun says:
American Derek went to the Girls Aloud beauty’s hotel room and emerged smiling broadly.
An onlooker said: “He looked very pleased with himself.”
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Posted: 23rd, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (7)
Chelsea ‘Helped’ Ashley Cole Out Of Ann Corbitt, Vicki Gough’s Good Engine And Cheryl Cole Cancels Divorce
ASHLEY and Chelsy Cole: the divorce, Ann Corbitt (Corrrr-Bit of alright, more like), Vicky Gough’s engine and Derek Hough’s cod.
The Daily Mail says the Chelsea FC, where Ashley Cole plays football for a decent wage, “helped Cole to silence claims of affair”.
Cheryl Cole gives full throat to love – pictures
It’s Ann Corbit, the American who claims she shagged Ashley while he was on tour with John Terry and the Blues.
Before we go on, the Star has more news on that divorce, the story of which it broke. Says the front page:
“Ashley’s one last chance.”
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Posted: 20th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Cheryl Cole Checks Ashley Cole’s Shoes In OK!, In Pictures
CHERYL Cole is on the cover of OK! magazine. “Everybody’s icon” is smiling. Cheryl wants us to know that girls are “ALWAYS THROWING THEMSELVES AT ASHLEY”.
“Lemme at ‘im,” scream these new Suffragettes. “I’ll ‘ave the little so-and-so!”
It turns out that Cheryl means that girls are throwing themselves at Ashley because they want to snog him and have his baybees, tell the papers about shagging him (which they don’t) and having text sex, which is all fingers and thumb – so spot on for adolescents and footballers, allegedly.
OK! caught up with Cheryl in Vienna, where she was one week ago. Cheryl says that she will be supporting Ashley at the World Cup, but only when he plays in “big games”.
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Cheryl Cole’s ‘Divorce’ And Brits Pictures
CHERYL Cole is no Toni Terry, wife to alleged cheater John Terry. Cheryl Cole is feisty. Cheryl Cole is on stage at the Brits stage shadow boxing the toilet attendant of love. Cheryl Cole has mojo in her hair. Cheryl Cole has fight. Cheryl Cole has a husband called Ashley Cole, who plays for Chelsea and England. Although that might soon change. The Daily Star has front-page news:
“CHERYL: I WANT A DIVORCE
No ring on her finger at the Brits, but she’s dropped that rock before because it clashed with her X Factor outfit. Says the report:
HEARTBROKEN Cheryl Cole is set to tell cheating husband Ashley: “It’s all over. She has already urged her pals to “call me Cheryl Tweedy, not Cole”.
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Posted: 17th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Cheryl Cole Fight For Ashley’s Love: Brits Awards 2010 In Pictures
CHERYL Cole brought fight to the Brits last night, shadow boxing the toilet attendant of love as she gave full throat to her command to husband Ashley Cole. The Express looked on and wandered if Cheryl is heading for a “22m divorce”. To the Mirror she is “Cheryl Cool”, airing her grievances and crotch at the big music AGM. But the Sun does the top job, leading with “brave” Cheryl in full cry and asking “How could you Ashley?” Cheryl wasn’t wearing her wedding ring. Which is good news for Ashley, who can look forward to a good clean fight without weapons…
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Posted: 17th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)
Cheryl Cole On Being ‘Everybody’s Icon’ And Fighting For Ashley Cole
IN this week’s Hello!, Cheryl Cole “opens her heart about fighting for her marriage to Ashley”.
Cheryl Cole’s marriage has been “gossiped about, analysed and, at times, severely tested,” trills Hello!.
How times move fast. When this was written Cheryl and Ashley Cole had moved on from allegations of his cheating on her with a model and Aimee Walton. Now, there are tabloid tales of a glamour mode and a secretary telling the world how she shagged Ashley. (No word from Cole yet, and the claims remain unproven.)
“If it’s worth fighting for, then fight,” says Cheryl.
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Posted: 16th, February 2010 | In: Hello! | Comments (8)
Why John Terry Escapes And The Sun Guns For Ashley Cole
WHILE News Cops cheers for John Terry, spiking the story of his alleged sex with Vanessa Perroncel and other women, replacing that with tales of a man of “candour” and love, the Sun guns for Ashley Cole, alleged sex texter?
Cole enjoys a tabloid profile between paedophile and MP. He has not helped himself in the past, (* “EXCLUSIVE WHAT COLE’S PEOPLE TOLD BLONDE HE BEDDED – If you’re pregnant, we’ll fix it”) but why should the Sun lead with a picture of Ashely on a mobile phone – and just as Terry zooms off to Dubai? While, we wonder, we remind you of this:
* The multi-millionaire Chelsea ace – nicknamed Cashley and on £82,000 a week – threatened to sue The Sun for aggravated damages if we published pictures showing him beside a beautiful blonde.
And it was the Sun that introduced Aimee Walton, she of the vomit-‘n’-tell alleged sex with Cole.
John Terry: Wayne Bridge’s Lover Vanessa Perroncel In Pictures (NSFW)
Alicia Douvall (NSFW)
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Posted: 15th, February 2010 | In: Sports | Comment (1)
Did Vernon Kay Use Ashley Cole’s Mobile To Send Sex Texts To Rhian Sugden?
VERNON Kay has yet to tell us that he was using Ashley Cole’s pay-as-you-go phone to sex text Rhian Sugden, but let’s not spoil any book deal.
Before Kay and his wife Tess Daly can continue their journey of perfectness in magazine, TV, book deals and All Star Mr & Mrs XXXX-Rated, the tall presenter (that’s big Vern) is on Radio One talking about sex texts.
“I’ve disappointed and let down my family and for that I am very sorry.”
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Posted: 13th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lovable Chelsea Footballer Ashley Cole Fined For Car Crime: Parodists Weep
IT’S a hard job being Ashley Cole, looking for new and imaginative ways to be disliked. (Only joking, Ash. You are terrific geyser and we love you.)
Cole, the Chelsea and England footballer married to Simon Cowell puppet, sorry, poppet Cheryl Cole, has been banned from driving for doing more than 100mph in a 50mph zone.
As we know, Ashley Chelsea offered up the excuse that he was being chased by paparazzi. This is why he was driving his black Lamborghini Gallardo at 104mph along the A3.
At Kingston Magistrates, the Beak hands Cole a four-month ban and a £1,000 fine. Cole is ordered to pay a £15 victim surcharge and £300 costs to reflect his income and the seriousness of the offence.
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Cheryl Cole Soaps Up For ‘Sick’ Ashley Cole
CHERYL Cole would like Glamour readers to know that when she gets home of a night Ashley Cole is not sick on her or putting in for a transfer. In fact, he’s a real gent, a maid man:
“Last night, he ran me a bath, made me a cup of tea, and got my razor and shaving foam for me. He’s just ace.”
It’s a tableau of domestic bliss, a pastel-hued dream sequence from a biopic into Cheryl’s life. And as Ashley holds up his wedding suit for Cheryl to shave in, we read more about new man Ashley Cole:
“The other day was the first time Ashley actually broke down to me about it all.”
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Posted: 13th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (18)
Ashley Cole’s Speedy Sequel To ‘My Defence’ Cuts No Ice With Judge
REASON to not like Ashley Cole No. 3215b: Ashley has been found guilty of driving at more than 100mph in a 50mph zone.
Sadly, Cole was not present to hear the verdict announced at Kingston Magistrates’ Court, namely that the 29-year-old was driving his Lamborghini Gallardo in Kingston at 104mph.
Cole denied the charge. It was all huge coincidence that the speed gun was there at the same time as Ashley was sitting down for a cup of warm tea in a hotel when it popped in for a chit-chat.
No, only joking. Ashley says that he was being chased by paparazzi at the time. Yep, Ashley Cole is Princess Diana. Well, he could have been…
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X Factor: Cheryl Cole Gets Her Own ITV Show, With Rihanna
WHEN the X Factor is finished, ITV will keep us up to speed with the life of Cheryl Cole with a one-off special, entitled Cheryl Cole’s Night In.
Given the tabloid chatter about Cheryl’s marriage to Chelsea and England footballer Ashley Cole – “Ashley blows hot and Cole” (Star);” Is Cheryl Cole’s love life losing the X Factor?” (Daily Mail) – Cheryl might be happy with the company.
We will join Cheryl as she sits on the sofa waiting for Ashley to come home and tell her that Clement Freud joke.
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Posted: 23rd, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Cheryl Cole’s Ring Gives Ashley The X Factor
CHERYL Cole’s wedding ring is big news. On the last X Factor, Cheryl did not wear her massive rock. Why? Well, before we get to the heated debate, let Cheryl explain, via sources:
The judge, 26, who spent yesterday with the injured Chelsea footballer, 28, said she ditched the £160,000 sparkler as it clashed with her outfits on Saturday and Sunday’s shows.
When your wedding ring clashes with your outfit you know you’re in a secure relationship, or in need of a new ring and a dress hewn from solid rock with two rubies on your nipples and a diamond gusset. Something befitting a WAG.
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Posted: 10th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
X Factor: John & Edward Come Clean On Drugs, Sex, Drink And Olly Murs
THE Star would like to tell you about John And Edward Grimes’ who tells us: “WE’RE THE SIN TWINS.”
Shock X Factor favourites John and Edward Grimes have lifted the lid on their sex, drugs and booze demons.
That would be Jedward (22-1, Betfair) who are right now sixth favourites to win the contest our of 8 acts, less liked than only the dire Lloyd Daniels (40-1, Coral) and the gushing Rachel Adedeji (30-1, BlueSquare). Favourite to win the show is Olly Murs.
Wit that fact cleared up, what about that sex, drugs and booze? Time to come clean – and get clean – lads:
The teenage twins say they know all about the dangers of the showbiz world. And, in an exclusive interview with the Daily Star Sunday, the brothers revealed how temptation has already come their way.
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Posted: 1st, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
Panic Face King Turns Mass Murder Into Entertainment
IN Japan, the local have fond a way to hasten the celebrity cull. While the UK and US boast Dancing On Ice, Comic Relief, live theatre, Big Brother, Dancing With The Stars, airport scanners, America’s Got Talent, Ashley Cole and the Tony Awards, the Japanese have “Panic Face King”.
The would-be TV star told he is to star in a documentary about telephone scammers. Just after the interview begins, a sniper attacks, shooting dead everyone else in the room and giving the nascent telly star a heart attack and morbid fear of going out in public.
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Posted: 14th, October 2009 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Russell Brand Appears On Question Time To Debate Ashley Cole, Nick Griffin And The BNP
How Russell Brand skewered the BNP’s Nazi Boy as the Dail Mail kicks the BBC, and Question Time invites Nick Griffin to the debate…
THE Daily Mail rarely misses a chance to wallop the BBC, and today delivers the news that two BNP Herrenvolk have created a “BBC storm” as they are “invited on Radio 1 to insult Ashley Cole”.
Overlooking the obvious reaction that an invitation to insult Ashley Cole is not needed, and that black, white, Nazi or Commie, we can all unite behind a common cause, we read on:
This is the BBC’s own full transcript of the Newsbeat interview:
Randle: Do you think it’s OK for people who aren’t white in this country to call themselves British?
Joey: Civic-ly British they are. You cannot say they are ethnically British. It’s denying our heritage. It’s taking that away from us.
Randle: At what point do they become ethnically British? How long do they have to be here?
Joey: Well, I think it would be an awfully long time before someone would become ethnically British.
Randle: So when you see someone like Ashley Cole play for England, are you happy to watch him?
Joey: If he wants to come to this country and he wants to live by our laws, pay into society, that’s fine.
Randle: But if he wanted to call himself British that would be a problem?
Joey: He cannot say that he’s ethnically British.
The Mail on Sunday has discovered the full background of the two ‘young BNP supporters’ identified by the BBC only as Joey, 24, and 28-year-old Mark.
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Posted: 11th, October 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (3)
Michelle Obama Tries For A Baby As Larry Craig’s Gay Obama Story Goes To Congress
LARRY Sinclair says he had sex and did drugs with Barack Obama in 1999. He’s written about it on his book “Barack Obama & Larry Sinclair – Coke, Sex Lies & Murder”.
The title shows just how serious things are, with Craig putting his own name below Obama’s. Should the book sell well then look out for Larry Craig & Barack Obama – More, Coke, More Sex, More Lies & More Murder II.
Should that also be a hit, then Craig will surely set about creating a book that itself enters the Guinness Book of Records for the longest title and the most use of ampersands. So long will the title be that there will be another book needed for the actual copy.
It’s impressive stuff from Sinclair, who has self-published his first tome.
Now in “MICHELLE WINS”, the Enquirer tells us that Michelle Obama has succeeded in getting the book, er, ignored. Says Craig:
“I think it’s time to start exposing the truth in a less public way.”
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Posted: 6th, October 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (5)
X Factor’s Cheryl Cole On Nice Ashley Cole And Getting Drunk
CHERYL Cole has news for Daily Express readers: “Trust me Ashley is a really nice guy.”
Well, we’re not sure. Some people have said that he’s a bit of a ****. But Cheryl is married to the footballer so we should listen to her.
Why she’s telling us about her husband is less clear, and our first impression was that she was using the Express – the quote is taken from Cheryl’s interview in Elle magazine – to advertise him for dates: Ashley is a really nice guy. He has a GSOH, a collection of absorbent kitchen towels and more caps that Dutch brothel.
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Posted: 5th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)
Dan Brown’s Secret Code Cracked
BAD news for Dan Brown, he of the Da Vinci Code, whose books top Oxfam’s chart of most-donated books.
The Guardian’s Alison Flood receives the Oxfam press release and gets her mind working:
Dan Brown might be one of the world’s bestselling authors but it turns out that readers aren’t too keen on keeping his special blend of religious conspiracy and scholarly derring-do on their shelves once they’ve bought it.
So the best-selling author tops the list of most handed over books, eh – books most charity minded people want to, er, share with others and believe the charity shop can best sell?
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Cheryl Cole And Ashley’s Home Secrets Revealed
CHERYL Cole and her vomitous husband Ashley Cole want to share their “HOME SECRETS” with OK! readers and tell you about their “PREGNANCY FEARS”.
“We sit in bed with a DVD and a takeaway then go out,” says Cheryl, explaining how Ashley manages to keep the juices flowing of an evening.
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Posted: 10th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (6)
Cheryl Cole Is Vacuum Packed On A Bike
CHERYL Cole – aka The Hairless Boyle – has lashed out £36,000 on whjat the aMil terms a “wind tunnel” exercise bike.
The Girls Aloud star, who weighs only seven and a half stone, is believed to have bought the contraption after seeing pictures of lithe rival judge Dannii Minogue on a beach.
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Posted: 1st, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Backstage With Cheryl Cole And Girls Aloud
HELLO! wants to take readers into the Girls Aloud dressing rooms and into their “private lives”.
All too easy to stride right in, but we warned: the site of Ashley Cole in full cry in the arms of pop poppet Cheryl Cole demands a pause for thought and a sponge. Cheryl wants us to know about her “secret pain” and, “Why I’m hurting every night.”
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Posted: 12th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
