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Pakistan Cricketers Butt, Asif And Amir Arrive In London

PAKISTAN’S Mohammad Amir, Salman Butt and Mohammad Asif arrived at the Pakistan High Commission in London today.

Team manager Yawar Saeed said the three will not play against England in one-day matches: “I decided to leave them out. They’ve not been suspended.”

Meanwhile, at the Pakistani London HQ, rumours of diplomatic upset that the country’s Treasury was not in the alleged scam are thought to be wide of the mark. Very wide.

Says one source:

Anyone want to bet we won’t find Osama bin Laden by Christmas and that he’ll be wearing the Arsenal home kit, beige chinos and petting a monkey called Gary? No chance, right. It’s easy money. Come, on… Place your bets!”

Posted: 2nd, September 2010 | In: Sports | Comment (1)