Baboons Attack Tourists In Liverpool

TO Knowsley Safari Park, Merseyside, where the locals are breaking into car rooftop luggage boxes with a number of families having to watch helplessly as hairy hands grabbed their clothes and vanished up the park’s trees with them.

Says one baboon:

“Hey, mister. Mind yer car for yous?  C’Mon Liverpool! Me uncle used to go to school with Ringo Starr…”

Anorak

Posted: 21st, July 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (8)