Beirut Chapter Of Obama Death Cult Opens

THE Barack Obama Death Cult opens its doors in Beirut.

The BODC is the franchise that is growing by the day…

Anorak

Posted: 18th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Andrew Sullivan Joins The Obama Death Cult

ANDREW Sullivan see people seeing the Obama train. And he senses death.

I cannot be alone in immediately having my mind leap to Robert Kennedy’s funeral train as I watched Obama’s Inaugural express make its way toward Washington yesterday.

It’s the Barack Obama Death Cult:

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Anorak

Posted: 18th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)

The Barack Obama Death Cult Opens In Iran: Death To Obama

THE Barack Obama death cult announces the opening of its Iran chapter. This follow the recent inauguration of the Indonesian Chapter of the Cult that’s set to sweep the world. Says the TImes:

Dozens of people gathered in Tehran waving Palestinian flags and defacing and setting fire to images of the President-elect.

Anorak

Posted: 14th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment

Indonesian Islamists Blame Obama For Israel And Gaza

SOMEONE forgot to tell the Indonesians that their man Barack Obama isn’t in power yet.

Barack Obama is joined by Egypt’s Hosni Mubarak and Israel’s Ehud Olmer.

Each has a hole punched in his head. Or has Obama been shot?

Is this Indonesia joining the Barack Obama Death Cult?

Anorak

Posted: 5th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Barack Obama Strangled In Rome

BARACK Obama is being stangled in Rome. It’s the Barack Obama Death cult, Italian chapter.

Fernando Canini, director of Rome’s wax museum, Museo Delle Cere, claims it’s a statue representing US President-elect Barack Obama.

Although he appears to have overdone the tan, eh Silvio…

Spotter: T Man

Anorak

Posted: 11th, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment

Record Numbers At The Barack Obama Inaugural Hajj

BARACK Obama’s inauguration looms and they’re expecting record numbers for the Hajj.

Saudi Arabia is preparing for a record turnout at the annual Hajj pilgrimage.

More than 100,000 security guards have been deployed to cope with the three million people expected in the city of Mecca, when the Islamic pilgrimage gets under way on Saturday.

As J-Walk says: “Coincidentally, that’s the same number of people expected for the Obama inauguration.”

Anorak

Posted: 7th, December 2008 | In: Back pages | Comment (1)

Barack Obama Will Be Assassinated By Second Monday In November

HAPPY Barack Obama Day:

In honor of BHO’s many noteworthy accomplishments as President Elect, a mainly black county in Alabama has officially established the second Monday in November as “The Barack Obama Day.”

Of course you usually get a day named in your honour only when you’re dead: Columbus Day; Martin Luther King Day, George Washington Day, Memorial Day, Christmas. 

What do these good people know? The Barack Obama Death Cult is at large…

Spotter

Anorak

Posted: 3rd, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment

Obama Watch: Wenger’s Wonder, Michelle’s Liz Hurley, John Major And Blacks Before Women

BARACK Obama Watch: Wenger’s Wonder, Michelle’s Liz Hurley And John Major…

ARSENE WENGER, manger of Arsenal football club on why he is sticking with his policy of picking youth over experience:

“You have Barack Obama in the States, that if one of the countries where if you have the quality, you will make it.”

Surely Obama is too old for Arsenal? Although Osama bin Laden is a fan of the Gunners, and finding him will help the tyro keep his promise…

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Anorak

Posted: 11th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (7)

Obama Death Cult: George Bush Warns, Sarah Palin Threatens And Lorraine Kelly Hopes

THE Barack Obama Death Cult: George Bush warns, Palin threatens and Lorraine Kelly Hopes

FOX NEWS: The first Bush-Obama meeting.

Four years ago, Obama and other newly elected members of the Senate were invited to the White House for a breakfast meeting with Bush, who pulled the young Chicagoan aside.

(Image: Beau Bo D’Or)

“Obama!” Bush exclaimed, according to Obama’s account of the meeting in his second memoir, “The Audacity of Hope.” “Come here and meet Laura. Laura, you remember Obama. We saw him on TV during election night. Beautiful family. And that wife of yours — that’s one impressive lady.”

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Anorak

Posted: 10th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)

Barack Obama Death Cult: Numbers Up And British Soldiers Plot Uncovered

BARACK Obama Death Cult: Anorak’s look at the assassination of the US President in the media…

DAILY STAR: “NUMBERS UP FOR OBAMA”

Laurence Y Payg, a “New Age guru”, says Barack Obama’s letters add up to 18 (like Hitler?) and if he wasn’t President-Elect he’d make a “great…solicitor”.

“I am worried about the combination of letters in his name”

H.U.S.S.E.I.N…?

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Anorak

Posted: 7th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)

Obama: No Policy Beyond Murder

NOW Obama is the President, he gets to be mocked up as Hitler and hacks get down to the serious business of wondering when he will be murdered.

We don’t know what Obama stands for, but we don’t need to. He won’t be around too long and why waste breath on defining economic policy when your breathy final word can be “Believe” or “Change”?

Anorak

Posted: 5th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)

Eddie Murphy Shoots Obama And McCain’s Aunty Says He’ll Die In Office

IF you vote, they will come to kill him.

But before Eddie Murphy can introduce America’s first black president, a few words from John McCain’s auntie, Rowena Willis, twin to 96-year-old Roberta McCain.

“I’m hoping he wins, for the country’s sake,” McCain’s aunt said. “I figure it will kill him, but he’s going to die one day anyway, so he might as well do it there.”

Rowena’s 96. McCain’s 72. How many heartbeats is that?

Here’s the intro:

Anorak

Posted: 4th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment

The Sun Joins The Barack Obama Death Cult

TREVOR Kavanagh joins the Barack Obama Death Cult:

Having said why he want McCain to win – because he has no idea what Obama stands for – the Sun’s political writer notes that Bill Clinton only backed Obama last week:

“Some cynics believe he only did so then to leave Hillary well placed as a successor if Obama is assassinated.”

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Anorak

Posted: 3rd, November 2008 | In: Reviews | Comments (6)

British Press Join The Barack Obama Death Cult

“BARACK Obama’s family fear his life could be at risk if he moves closer to the white House,.”

So says the Daily Mirror in “He is hate target.”

The paper omits to mention a political leader who isn’t, preferring to dwell on the Barack Obama Death Cult, of which it is now a member.

Video of certain death to us all after the break (NSFW)…

Anorak

Posted: 31st, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment

Barack Obama Will Be Shot Like A White Man

DID you know that Barack Obama has been the target of more than 500 death threats since launching his bid for the White House?

Fact: No black US president has been assassinated.

The Sun says at least 12 were serious. You can read about them in the Barack Obama Death Cult.

But is 500 a lot? “Can the ‘black Jesus’ escape an assassin’s bullet?” asks David Jones in the Express. Is that a threat?

While Obama has been allegedly threatened by Fred Astaire Nazis, Anorak recalls how Gordon Brown was caught in Channel 4’s crosshairs.

Anorak

Posted: 29th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (11)

Kill Him: Imagining The Barack Obama Death Cult

WITH Barack Obama riding high in the poll, it’s time to revisit the Barack Obama Death Cult. No matter it isn’t true, we just want to believe:

The agent in charge of the Secret Service field office in Scranton said allegations that someone yelled “kill him” when presidential hopeful Barack Obama’s name was mentioned during Tuesday’s Sarah Palin rally are unfounded.

Anorak

Posted: 16th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (10)