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Icelandic beef pies contains no meat at all

WHAT is that substance inside your Icelandic beef pie? The Icelandic Food and Veterinary Authority (MAST) is uncertain, although it has narrowed things down. It can state that the meaty substance is not meat, rather a  kind of “vegetable matter”. The label says 30 percent beef. It may care to be augmented with a “maybe”.

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Posted: 3rd, March 2013 | In: The Consumer | Comment

Drake and Chris Brown beef is back on, via Aaliyah’s corpse

RAP beefs are numerous, but without a shadow of a doubt, the lamest of them all is the one currently playing out between Drake and Chris Brown. As we know, Chris Brown is a dreadful article, beating Rihanna up and steadfastly refusing to apologise, preferring to play the victim himself. And then there’s Drake. He’s so feeble that he looks like a man constantly on the verge of crying. He probably cries at John Lewis adverts.

And now, Drake is adding kindling to the meagre fire by having a pop at Breezy and, tastefully, he’s doing it via Aaliyah’s cadaver. Sadly, he’s not got a Ouija board out to undertake the diss (that would be brilliant), but rather, through a resurrected vocal from the late RnB singer.

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Posted: 8th, August 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment