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Bid TV: Peter Simon Is Selly Telly’s Brightest Star
HOW astonishing to see Zandra Rhodes on the selly telly (OK, shopping) channel Bid TV Sunday evening. In under an hour she flogged about £25,000-worth of her bedlinen and fragrance – and I have no doubt that this was in part due to the tenacious, some would say, reckless energy of Bid’s most starry host, Peter Simon. I am certain pink-haired Zandra enjoyed a little death on live TV in his company.
What can one say of Peter who is reputed to have a massive cock? He’s a phenomenon at least. Apparently his three-hour stints flogging Egyptian cotton towels or figurines of ‘Masai lady sitting with baby and child’ draw about 1m viewers, which is not bad for a satellite squat.
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