Anorak

Big Brother 10 | Anorak

Posts Tagged ‘Big Brother 10’

Big Brother: Victoria Beckham Lookalike Chanelle Hayes Overdoses

chanelle-beckhamBIG Brother 10: Rodrigo is British, Chanelle Hayes overdoses, Marcus adopts Miley Cyrus asnd Madeleine McCann…

The Sun: “Rodrigo gets his royal wish”

THE Sun continues to feature Big Brother 10 as its lead online story. And news is that Rodrigo has fulfilled his “lifelong dream” and written a letter to Her Majesty Queen.

Big Brother handed Rodrigo a chalk board and chalk and gave him half an hour to write his letter.

How long can it take for the Brazilian write “DIE!” – though, granted, folding the blackboard into the envelope is tricky.

Of course, Rodrigo made NO threat to Her Majesty. Really. Ooer, too late. Call off the police. Rodrigo, run. Run. Mind the gap!

Read the rest of this entry »

Posted: 7th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)


Big Brother’s Angel McKenzie Punches Model in Face: Video

angel-thumbANGEL McKenzie, the Big Brother agonist with the look of a pre-menstrual Shannon Doherty miming to Take That’s Mark Owen while staring at her face reflected in a stainless steel kettle has boxed in a ring.

Read the rest of this entry »

Posted: 10th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)


Big Brother Freddie Fisher’s Porn Shockzzzzzzz

freddie-fisher1ONLY two newspapers lead with Big Brother: The Sun (pictures in the left-hand column of a few of the sluttier-looking housemates) and the Star, which ignores news of the House of Commons and calls for Gordon Brown to be booted out of Number 10 with an entire publication given over to “BIG BROTHER BONKERS”.

Screams the Star:

“Every one a sex-starved nutter.”

Read the rest of this entry »

Posted: 5th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)


Big Brother Live Feed Live

big-brother-fanBIG Brother looms like an pensioned-off lap-dancer’s labia over a impotent City Boy, and the News of The World ups the hype by reporting:

FURIOUS readers have besieged the News of the World website with posts about Channel 4’s decision to drop the 24-hour live feed from the Big Brother house.

Read the rest of this entry »

Posted: 29th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Big Brother 10 Hit By Swine Flu

big-brother-pigIT’S the “£2 MILLION BIG BRUV BETTING SCANDAL”

Yes, dear reader, Big Brother is almost upon us. And this season the agonists will be the 27 Britons who’ve swine flu. Right now a lap dancer in Basildon is offering free dances to anyone able to infect her with the deadly bug.

To the story, and it is:

“A MIDDLE-Eastern gambling syndicate is plotting to fix Big Brother and net a £2million-pound fortune. Gang members gained access to last year’s voting patterns and are ready to strike again when the new show starts next month.”

Read the rest of this entry »

Posted: 5th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)