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Big Brother 10 Hit By Swine Flu
IT’S the “£2 MILLION BIG BRUV BETTING SCANDAL”
Yes, dear reader, Big Brother is almost upon us. And this season the agonists will be the 27 Britons who’ve swine flu. Right now a lap dancer in Basildon is offering free dances to anyone able to infect her with the deadly bug.
To the story, and it is:
“A MIDDLE-Eastern gambling syndicate is plotting to fix Big Brother and net a £2million-pound fortune. Gang members gained access to last year’s voting patterns and are ready to strike again when the new show starts next month.”
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Posted: 5th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)