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Body Scanners Find Bollocks Where Lord Adonis’s Tonsils Should Be: Pictures

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Heathrow Body Scanners Find Bollocks Where Lord Adonis’s Tonsils Should Be: Pictures

GLOBAL warming activists like Plane Stupid are delighted that the new body scanners at Heathrow Airport are deterring passengers worried about their small penis or huge vagina from flying. Transport Secretary Lord Adonis sought today to allay privacy fears over the introduction of full body scans at airports, saying that the images from the scans are deleted “immediately”. So if the goons make a mistake the record has gone? Hear that? That, dear reader, is the sound of bollocks coming out a minister’s mouth. Check the X-Ray. Bollocks for tonsils. He also says that staff carrying out the procedure are fully trained and supervised – in pointing and laughing.

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Posted: 2nd, February 2010 | In: Reviews | Comment