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Bolivia’s President Says Eating Chicken Created Elton John And Other Gay Bald Men

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Bolivia’s President Says Eating Chicken Created Gay, Bald Elton John

EVO Morales, president of Bolivia, (more nominal determinism?) says eating chicken can make you gay and bald.

Morales says at the World People’s Conference on Climate Change and the Rights of Mother Earth that “when men eat those chickens [injected with hormones] they experience deviances in being men“.

Adding:

“Baldness, which seems normal, is a sickness in Europe,” he said. “Almost everyone is bald. And that’s because of what they eat.”

Stay off the hen. Go for the cock…

Posted: 23rd, April 2010 | In: Politicians | Comment