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No More Boob Jobs On The NHS!

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NO more breast augmentation operations will be available on the NHS. At least that’s the promise, that there should be no more fittings of Bulgarian Airbags, or boob jobs, on the NHS.

Cosmetic surgery should not be paid for by the taxpayer, Jeremy Hunt said today in a clampdown on NHS spending.

The Health Secretary said he could understand public anger at high profile cases of breast enlargements, dental work and slimming treatments being offered by the health service.

Mr Hunt insisted that all decisions must be taken on ‘clinical need’ and public money must not be used to pay for surgery just to improve someone’s looks.

Of course, this doesn’t cover women getting reconstruction work after surgery for breast cancer. Or anyone at all who the doctor says is being made really miserable by not having the cosmetic surgery done. Which means that this changes absolutely nothing in fact for the NHS doesn’t do purely cosmetic surgery anyway.

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Posted: 18th, June 2014 | In: Money, Reviews | Comment


Toddler wishes for ‘big boobies’ – blame mother and video games

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KIDS say the darnedest things don’t they? Well, one girl will make you coo/vomit when you see her at her birthday party (which doesn’t look great if we’re being honest here) making a wish!

After the birthday girl blows out the candles on her cake, she wishes for “big boobies”.

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Posted: 27th, June 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Bras are useless, so burn them (take them off first)

Woman burns bra in 1972

SCIENTISTS are always discovering brilliant things and curing all manner of awful diseases. Some, however, focus on any old crap in a bid to justify their jobs.

Take, for example, a French scientist who has declared that bras are useless.

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Posted: 15th, April 2013 | In: Reviews, The Consumer | Comment


Fox News celebrates Women History Month with creep shots of their boobs (video)

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FOX are, as we all know, completely mental and this week, they’ve outdone themselves while covering Women’s History Month.

Fox CT was reporting on a march in Connecticut, and what did they show while the report chirruped away? Super creepy close-up shots of women’s boobs. And these shots lasted for the entire duration of the segment. RIGHT ON WIMMIN!

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Posted: 14th, March 2013 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)


German army to defeat the enemy with man-boobs

THE German army could be known as ‘simply the breast’ after they found they had a surprise development with their male soldiers – weapons of mass seduction.

Apparently, thanks to a new, hard-going rifle drill, the German army has started growing breasts, which could be just the thing to win battles against confused foes.

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Posted: 24th, January 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Alexa Chung and Amy Childs show off their very different bodies online

CELEBRITIES are always posting pictures of themselves on twitter and such. They love it. They love to show off their glamorous lives and harvest all that attention we needily throw at them. Rihanna has long been a fan of posting images of herself in various states of undress on twitter, while Serena Williams is adorably odd when uploading images to Instagram.

With that, two celebrities have provoked a very different response from mere mortals while flaunting their bodies online.

The deeply, intensely, profoundly annoying Alexa Chung may have left our screens but she’s still at large, being all… Alexa Chungy. She posed for a picture with her mum while on holiday and shared it to following Instagrammers. She inevitably didn’t allow for the enormous amounts of grief she would be getting for it (that’s because, by and large, it is hard to imagine she could ever think of anything that isn’t Alexa Chung).

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Posted: 17th, April 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Amy Childs Reveals Her Inner Breasts To Closer

CLOSER Magazine think their columnist Loose Women’s Carol McGiffin is ‘Frank Funny and Fiesty’. Thought I’d point that out for those looking for a new definition of Boring/Cheap/Trashy.

I read Carol’s column in Closer this week and seriously the only thing I could find on an entire page of rose colored lady lube was her assertion that it’s a good thing that Caroline Flack is pushing her unmentionables into an post-adolescent’s face – Harry Styles.

Carol says,

“Relationships are about people not age gaps”

Oh purleese. Why oh why does Carol hold back so? Why not tell us about her good little toy boy Mark Cassidy who’s 22 years her junior.

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Posted: 14th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Creepy Taylor Momsen Gets Women To Strip Off While She Gyrates On Stage (Video And Photos)

THERE are people in this world who just can’t get enough attention. They crave it so much that they’re prepared to fling away their dignity just so we take some notice of them. However, in the case of Taylor Momsen – star of Gossip Girl and now treading the sticky floors of various gig pits with The Pretty Reckless – she’s prepared to lose everyone else’s dignity too.

Momsen – who we must remember is a mere SEVENTEEN years old – is rather fond of getting her boobs out in an attempt to shock all concerned. At one show, she got her rack out while her mum was stood in the front row. Was mother dearest egging her on? Seeing as Momsen was a child-star (she was in The Grinch and was very nearly chosen for the lead role in Hannah Montana), there’s a strong chance she’s the kind of pushy mother who will do anything to have fame, vicariously.

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Posted: 11th, July 2011 | In: Key Posts, Music | Comment (1)


Has Cheryl Cole Had A Boob Job Or Just Bought A New Bra?

CHERYL Cole is the talk of Hollywood… or, more accurately, because she’s gone to America, she’s the talk of Britain where we’ve heard of her before and eagerly await her failure. That’s not to say she will fail, but rather, everyone suspects she might because America has a way of chewing up and spitting out those who try to conquer it.

Look at Robbie Williams.

Of course, everything in America is bigger and bolder. And, when in Rome, one must do as the Romans do, Cheryl got a backcomb so big that even drag queens thought it was a little on the crass side. Not needing any excuse at all, everyone has started to stare at the Girls Aloud singer’s breasts and now under the impression that she may have had some work done.

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Posted: 18th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comments (6)


Video Of Woman Crushing Watermelons With Her Breasts

A VIDEO of a woman crushing watermelons with her beasts.

Hey if it doesn’t work our for Katie Price without Peter Andre, she may need to keep her options open…

Also available in cans

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Posted: 21st, May 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment