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Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston Set Up Home

PAVLOV’S Rule of Tabloid Journalism states that every time Jennifer Aniston is mentioned so too must be Angelina Jolie and by definition Brad Pitt. So when Grazia magazine uses its front page to announce the question (can you announce a question?): “Jen has boob job?” a little squeaky voice pops up to add “BRAD And ANGELINA’S MAKE-OR-BREAK TRIP.”

First up we are invited to look at Jennifer’ Aniston’s chest and check it for signs of hair, boyfriends and growth. We see none, although in one picture Jen is wearing a tighter top than in the other, so Grazia senses a scandal.

Which leads readers to Ange and Brad who are on a “make-or-break-trip” to a… garden centre.

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Posted: 13th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0