Brad Pitt Crawls To Jennifer Aniston On ‘All Fours’ In Angelina Jolie Crisis

NATIONAL Enquirer: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in “CRISIS” as Jen “REJECTS” BRAD on “all fours”…

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News is that Jennifer Aniston “won’t take him back”.

A source says that Jen says that Brad “doesn’t look so hot any more” and that he carries “too much baggage”.

Brad is currently sporting a beard that would look at home at an old crones’ orgy. He also has baggage, the little Brangelinos.

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Posted: 2nd, February 2010 | In: National Enquirer | Comments (7)