Angelina Jolie Wins, Brad Pitt Toes And Jennifer Aniston’s Goer: Photos

WHEN the National Enquirer got wind that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were suing the News of The World over fables of their “divorce”, it panicked. It scouted around for a new love interest to feature on its front pages every week. It settled upon John Mayer, who would sit squeezed between Jessica Simpson and Jenifer Aniston – two exes.

Angelina Jolie & The Tourist kiss

But then Mayer began to flap his mouth, talking about his penis and sex with Simpson. The thing about Brangelina is that they do not talk much. The deal seems to have been that the Enquirer spoke about them and the couple remained mute, not bothered to respond because in doing so they would give the NE a bigger story.

If Mayer is talking now, chances are that he’d respond to stories of  black rubber sheets and sex toys and so scupper any front-page shockers.

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Posted: 2nd, March 2010 | In: Key Posts, National Enquirer | Comments (10)