Cannibal says oysters taste like human eyeballs

THANKS to the testimony of Tyree Lincoln Smith we know that human eyeballs taste like oysters. Smith has been arrested fon suspicion of murdering one Angel “Tun Tun” Gonzalez.

The Huffington Post reports:

[Smith] allegedly said he was sleeping on a porch of an abandoned apartment building when Gonzalez, a man he apparently did not know, woke him up and invited him in out of the cold. After entering the building, Smith allegedly attacked Gonzalez with an axe, police said.

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Posted: 29th, January 2012 | In: Strange But True | Comment