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Mental whale probably tries to kill humans in canoe (video)

THE latest in our series of ‘The Animals Are Trying To Take Over The World By Killing Us All’ (after badgers collapsing roads, ponies riding on trains and zoo animals chewing our drunks) sees a whale giving some hind-leggers the fright of their lives!

While riding in a canoe, a gigantic humpback whale leapt out of the water and almost landed on top of their vessel!

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Posted: 8th, February 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment

Crocodile Shoe: British Tourists Eaten In Australia

ARTHUR Booker – “Tragic Arthur Booker” – is in the Australian outback on holiday. His wife Doris is sleeping.

He wakes early to check his crab pots on the bank of the Endeavour River.

He does not return. Doris awakens and finds the crab pot rope snapped, large crocodile slidemarks and the couple’s new video camera, Arthur’s watch and a single shoe.

Is this a John Stonehouse moment, we wonder?

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Posted: 1st, October 2008 | In: Strange But True, Tabloids | Comments (19)