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Puzzler Girl: Carol Vorderman broke my heart – a song and a video

DAVE Anderson and Tom Rosenthal create a tribute in words, music and images to Carol Vorderman. There was never a crossword between us….

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Posted: 31st, March 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)

Daily Mail fooled by Carol Vorderman’s super-yacht

CAROL Vorderman has a new yacht. It’s a multi-million poond gin palace moored in Bristol. So says the Mail.

The busy Daily Mail Reporter spots Carol’s tweet:

I’ve hired this for the season….thought I’d leave it on Bristol waterfront for a bit x

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Posted: 18th, March 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)

Carol Voderman Wins Rear Of The Year Ahead Of Pippa Middleton’s All Encompassing Bum

DEBT selling number cruncher and policy-advertiser Carol Vorderman has won Rear Of The Year.

The odd thing about this vote is that pretty much no-one has mentioned Voderman since her carcrash appearance on Question Time when she revealed herself to be a mean-spirited, vinegar-faced harridan, provoking thousands of viewers to puke into their hands the second she started talking. About anything. At all.

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Posted: 8th, June 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment

In Pictures: SHE Inspiring Woman Awards And Other Gargoyles

TO the SHE Inspiring Woman Awards at Claridges in central London. Who better to support the annual luncheon to honour inspiration women who have been nominated for acts of bravery or services to the community than: former WAG and Heath Ledger look-alike Elen Rivas, former Mrs Rolling Stones Jo Wood, perpetual WAG Danielle Lloyd and connected toff Tara Palmer-Tomkinson? Who still says Gargoyle Chic isn’t in? Also there cheering the lowly and good over nibbles and chatter were Kirsty Gallagher, the ubiquitous Camila Batmanghelidjh, Vernon Kay’s textual wife Tess Daly, Carol Vorderman in a vulva dress and singer Beverley Knight…


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Elen Rivas arriving for the SHE Inspiring Woman Awards, at Claridges in central London.

Posted: 5th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Russell Brand Appears On Question Time To Debate Ashley Cole, Nick Griffin And The BNP

brand-bnp-collettHow Russell Brand skewered the BNP’s Nazi Boy as the Dail Mail kicks the BBC, and Question Time invites Nick Griffin to the debate…

THE Daily Mail rarely misses a chance to wallop the BBC, and today delivers the news that two BNP Herrenvolk have created a “BBC storm” as they are “invited on Radio 1 to insult Ashley Cole”.

Overlooking the obvious reaction that an invitation to insult Ashley Cole is not needed, and that black, white, Nazi or Commie, we can all unite behind a common cause, we read on:

This is the BBC’s own full transcript of the Newsbeat interview:

Randle: Do you think it’s OK for people who aren’t white in this country to call themselves British?

Joey: Civic-ly British they are. You cannot say they are ethnically British. It’s denying our heritage. It’s taking that away from us.

Randle: At what point do they become ethnically British? How long do they have to be here?

Joey: Well, I think it would be an awfully long time before someone would become ethnically British.

Randle: So when you see someone like Ashley Cole play for England, are you happy to watch him?

Joey: If he wants to come to this country and he wants to live by our laws, pay into society, that’s fine.

Randle: But if he wanted to call himself British that would be a problem?

Joey: He cannot say that he’s ethnically British.

The Mail on Sunday has discovered the full background of the two ‘young BNP supporters’ identified by the BBC only as Joey, 24, and 28-year-old Mark.

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Posted: 11th, October 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (3)

Carol Vorderman, Rachel Riley And The Ice Bucket Romp

CAROL Vorderman’s principled campaign to raise the minimum wage for TV adder uppers and Milfs, has caused outrage in the media labour market.

Steve Roberts was heard to shout “This is for sacking Carol” before pouring a bucket of iced water over Channel 4 daytime boss Helen Warner.

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Posted: 24th, January 2009 | In: Reviews | Comment