Posts Tagged ‘cat’
Tommaso The Second Richest Cat In The World Lives 37 Lives On €10m Fortune
TOMMASO is the world’s second richest Tom cat, second only to Prince Harry in the litter tray stakes.
It was Tommaso’s cunning plan to be adopted off the streets of Rome by childless widow Maria Assunta, an ancient woman who has just died aged 94. Scratched into her will by a long nail dipped in what looks and smells like cabbage water is details for her €10 million fortune to go to Tommaso.
Tomasso no longer has a cat flap in the door – he has a porter dressed a Jerry Mouse to open the thing and then shut it on his own fingers. Tommaso loves slapstick.
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Posted: 11th, December 2011 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comment
Toy Cat With Batteries Still Working Rescued From Bin In Anglesey: Puss-Puss Still At Large
WHERE is Puss-Puss? The pregnant Puss-Puss is missing. Is she in the clothes bank recycling centre on Moelfre,Anglesey, North Wales. Passers by heard a meowing from inside the bin. They call the bin owners, the RSPCA and the fire brigade. They cannot prize open the bin. So. Engineering company K Owen in Llanrhyddlad arrive. They lift the bin to their depot and cut it open with massive stools.
And 24 hours after the alert was raised a a battery-operated toy cat is saved!
Says Puss-Puss’s keeper Kelvin Owen:
“Once we got into the bin we heard the meow again, it sounded just like a cat and we all started to carefully search the bags. Then I found a bag of toys and picked out a toy cat. I said: ‘It couldn’t be this could it?’ It wasn’t making any noise and I asked if I could cut it open to investigate. As I held it, it went off, meow, meow, mystery solved!
The lads were in stitches, it was such a laugh.”
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Posted: 30th, November 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Have You Met Jaws Cat? Video
OFTEN, we write lovely, long introductions for videos that we share with you by way of setting a certain tone before you leap in and watch.
However, there comes a time when there are no adequate words. This is one of those occasions.
Basically, what we have here, is a cat, the Jaws theme tune and one of the most peculiar noises you’re likely to hear all week.
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Posted: 31st, October 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment
For Sale: Cat That Survived Gas Chamber And Morgue
ANDREA the cat is looking for a new home having twice survived a Utah animal shelter’s attempts to euthanize her. Andrea has twice survived a gas chamber.
After the chamber was run once, Andrea was found still alive. The employee closed the chamber and ran the gas again before then put her in a bag and placed in a cooler where they are stored until they can be properly disposed of. When some employees came back 45 minutes later to put a dog they had just euthanized into the same cooler, they got a bit of a surprise.
“They heard a meow, and they looked at each other and they heard the meow again, louder, tore open the bag, there was Andrea, looking at them terrified, wide eyed and very much still alive,” said Janita .Coombs, a worker at the Community Animal Welfare Society.
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Posted: 17th, October 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comments (6)
Gifs Of The Day: The Bird Widdles On The Cat
GIFS Of The Day: presented by the bird that widdles on a cat. Why? Because it can, that’s why. (Gif 5 is the money shot):
The Talking Amy Winehouse Cat: NoNoNoNo
MORE cats talking. This one thinks it’s Frankie Howerd singing Amy Winehouse:
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Posted: 30th, September 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
How To Free A Cat: A Video Guide
HOW to freeze a cat:
Posted: 9th, September 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
The Singing Cat Impersonates Rolf Harris
SINGING cat will now impersonate Rolf Harris. (If you see singing bird, do tell…)
Posted: 29th, August 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Maru The Cat Will Be Unbearably Cute: Video
YOU ready for Maru the cat? Grab a big basket of lemons and suck hard – you’ll need to restore equalibrium lest Maru turns into a rainbow unicorn…
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Posted: 11th, August 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Cat Pretends To Be A Sheep (Video)
YOU’VE seen the cat pretending to be a dog. Now see the cat pretending to be a sheep.
Never trust a cat. (And avoid the Chinese lamb burgers.)
Posted: 31st, July 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)
Cambridge Nazi Needed To Adopt Cat Who Looks Like Hitler
MEET “Kitler” – the kitten at Wood Green animal shelter in Godmanchester, Cambs., who looks a bit like Adolf Hitler wold look if the German leader had been a small, heterosexual cat.
The resemblance to the Nazi is, however, enough to deter people from adopting the little fella.
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Posted: 30th, July 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment
The Talking Cat Starts World War 3: A Video
AFTER the barking cat, meet the talking cat. This is exactly what Lady Gaga sounds like if you slow her records down to 33rpm.
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Posted: 27th, July 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (2)
How To Turn A Cat Into A Handbag (Video)
CAT NAPPERS and fashionistas – this is how you deactivate a cat and turn it into a handbag…
Spotter: Arbroath
Posted: 11th, July 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Kitten Outwitted By Two Green Apples: Video
THE kitten is scared of the two apples. Well, so says the headline to this video. But might it be that these two apples are training the kitten in warfare? Might it be that these two apples – and I am only saying this to uphold my membership to PUNS (the shadowy tabloid group Press United News Syndication) – are rotten to the core?
(Never trust a cat.)
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Posted: 10th, July 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)
The Cat Dances Like A Robot (Video)
PRESENTING the robot that pretends it’s a cat… No, make that the cat that pretends it’s a robot… Which is the more alarming?
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Posted: 27th, June 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
A Kitten Plays An Invisible Harp (Video)
YOU ill now see a kitten playing an invisible harp.
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Posted: 14th, June 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)
Guilty Cat Did It: Video
AFTER guilty dog, meet not-so-innocent cat:
Posted: 15th, April 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Jimmy The Cats Gives A Thumbs Up: Video
CATS: In this video Jimmy the polydactyly cat will give you a thumbs up. Because he can…
Larry The Downing Street LolCat
LARRY the new Downing Street cat is the Governments Lol Cat looking for vermin…
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Posted: 16th, February 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Larry Is The New Downing Street Cat: The Vermin Are Doomed
AND the new Downing Street cat to catch the rats is… Larry, of Battersea Dogs and Cats Home.
Larry may look pretty tame but voters should be assured that he is a vermin-sniffer of the highest order….
Posted: 15th, February 2011 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
Cat Tips: Check The Anal Area
Spotter: fourfour, via TheDailyWhat
Cats:
Posted: 1st, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Mon Petit Cat Will Now Juggle For You
WITH five tins of Mon Petit on its head the cat-tastic Great Stupendo will flip them up, open them with his claws and in the same movement divide the meaty chunks into five bowls. Unless the tape runs out first. Darn!
Posted: 31st, January 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)
Who Flushed The Kitten Down the Toilet In Pimlico, London? Over To You 4chan
WHO flushed the four-week old kitten down the toilet in Pimlico, London? The kitten was rescued by chance from a drain by electrical engineer Bradley Jackson, who was working in a block of flats.
The kitten was taking to the Blue Cross home. There it was named… Flush. This way whenever it hears its name called it will recall those happy days in the drain.
They really are wags at Blue Cross, entitling their story:
Kitten escapes ‘mew-bend’ cat-astrophe with help from The Blue Cross
Laugh it up, Flush.
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Posted: 3rd, December 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Giuly The Obese Cat Plays Almost Dead: In Photos
FAT Cat Giuly has reached the level of the internet sensation that only a fat cat can attain. Her owner Chiara Bagnoli, of Florence, Italy, has published an album of fat cat Guily’s poses. If you look closely you can see that fat cat has not been damaged by being morbidly obese but can flick her tongue “quite fast, actually” as she laps up her mid-morning snack of twice-fried duck and liquidised kebab and chips and has eyelids that can open and shut and open again as rapidly as a ginger tom half her weight…
Posted: 2nd, December 2010 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comment (1)
The Reiki Cat Is In
THE Reiki cat is in and making house calls:
Posted: 30th, November 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
