Posts Tagged ‘CCN’
Molly Sugden RIP
AS Bat E Bird says in the CCN Forums: Forget about that singer bloke – Mrs. Slocombe’s dead!
Molly Sugden RIP.
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Hollywood actor Karl Malden die…
* CCN – Celebrity Cancer News is Anorak’s media alert system that keeps you news vultures on top of doom and gloom.
Posted: 1st, July 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (12)
National Enquirer Correctly Predicted Michael Jackson’s Death
The National Enquirer Correctly Predicted Jackson’s Death.
THANKS to CCN, Anorak’s Celebrity Cancer News alert system, none of you missed out on knowing that Michael Jackson had died. Some of you heard the knews minutes before Jackson died; others months in advance.
WARNING: CCN is not affiliated with CCN 24, which announces the deaths of celebrities all day every day in the hope that once it will be bang on the money and announce a star’s death at the exact moment they actually die.
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Posted: 29th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Michael Jackson’s Death Triggers Knife Fight
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: In Miami, aboard a Florida bus, news of Michael Jackson’s death is causing a knife fight among passengers.
The question is ever the question: should Jackson we remembered as the outstanding musical talent of his generation or for other matters?
We join the action as passenger James Kiernan receives a text message about Jackson’s death on his cell phone, delivered by CCN – Anorak’s Celebrity Cancer News alert system – never miss a celebrity death again!
Kiernan reads the text aloud.
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Posted: 27th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Farrah Fawcett ‘Banned’ From Seeing German Doctor
FARRAH Fawcett’s Celebrity Cancer continues to interest Anorak’s Man in LA:
EXCLUSIVE: Farrah Fawcett’s friends say Ryan O’Neal won’t let her see the German doctor who treated her cancer and extended her life
Farrah Fawcett’s Hollywood friends say Ryan O’Neal is stopping the iconic actress’s German doctor from treating or visiting her in what appears to be the final stages of her battle with cancer, and denying the Hollywood legend one last chance at survival.
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Posted: 3rd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (15)
Farrah Fawcett’s Love Letter Fight
FARRAH FAWCETT’S celebrity cancer – on Celebrity Cancer News – is being watched by Anorak’s Man in LA.
In “Farrah Fawcett’s business partner and college beau fights visit ban by inundating Ryan O’Neal with Farrah fans’ cards and letters” he tells us:
As the Farrah Fawcett cancer plays out behind closed doors in a Beverly Hills area high-rise, one of her lifelong friends who’ve been denied access to her is striking back at her caretakers in a most unusual way.
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Posted: 2nd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)
Michael Jackson At The Skin Cancer Shop
MORE news on Michael Jackson, of whom the Sun says:
“STRAINED MICHAEL JACKSON leaves a medical centre — with a bag printed with the stark words: “Skin cancer.”
Who knew you could get skin cancer in a shop? Has the lust to be the subject of an alert on Anorak’s Celebrity Cancer News (CCN) – created a cancer outlet; and, if so, will the outlet go global, a cancer shop at very stage school and Simon Cowell vehicle the world over?
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Posted: 23rd, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Patrick Swayze RIP: CCN Alert
PATRICK Swayze RIP – well Florida Radio Station KISS FM says Patrick Swayze has been beaten by cancer.
It’s an alert on CCN – YOUR CCN – Anorak’s Celebrity Cancer news service.
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Posted: 19th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Michael Jackson Faces The Media’s Favourite Story
NEWS on Anorak’s alert system CCN (Celebrity Cancer News) that Michael Jackson has skin cancer.
The Sun delivers the bleep:
DEFIANT MICHAEL JACKSON is determined to make a full recovery after doctors assured him that his skin cancer is treatable…Experts found spots of skin cancer on his upper body and pre-cancerous cells on his face.
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Posted: 16th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Sylvia Plath’s Son Is Dead
THE Times leads with news that “Sylvia Plath’s son commits suicide”.
Jade Goody is dead. Natasha Richardson is dead. And David Prowse is looking in pretty good shape. Anorak’s CCN (Celebrity Cancer News) alert hasn‘t beeped for a full three hours. What to do..?
The Times scurries though the news wires, pass the war in Iraq, pass the war in Afghanistan, pass the research on how to tell your “brain sex” and comes up trumps:
The son of the poets Ted Hughes and Sylvia Plath has taken his own life, 46 years after his mother gassed herself while he slept. Nicholas Hughes hanged himself at his home in Alaska after battling against depression for some time, his sister Frieda said yesterday.
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Posted: 23rd, March 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)
