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Chantelle Tagoe’s Louboutin Museum Is A Sign Of The Armageddon

CHANTELLE Tagoe dates Emile Heskey, Midlands football’s transferrable battering ram. Their home boasts an air hockey table, six bedrooms and a “football area”.

But Tagoe particularly likes her walk-in wardrobe and dressing room “with brown snakeskin-effect walls and cubby holes so that Chantelle can showcase her extensive collection of handbags and shoes.”

Showcase to OK! magazine and the coachloads of tourists who pass through her dressing of a given afternoon.

Says Chantelle of her collection:

“Louboutins are like pieces of art on your feet!”

You can get the same effect by wearing Anorak’s Tate Modern entry Vomit In Sock, or doodling a picture of a dead shark on your Converse, or wearing two dead sharks – one on each foot; or two on one foot to be really edgy. (If you can’t find sharks use battered cod.)

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Posted: 27th, January 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Chantelle Tagoe Is The World Cup WAG Of The Week – With Added Orphans

CHANTELLE Tagoe. Who she? Well, this Chantelle is a WAG, soon-to-be-wife of Emile Heskey, the big lad up England’s front. And, as OK! says, “she’s more than a privileged clothes horse with time on her hands”.

More? Is there more? Don’t tell us she’s a great shag and loves spa days and walks in the rain as well. Be still our beating hearts.

Chantelle says that she might not see Emile after the World Cup matches because: “If Capello’s formula is working, I don’t want to disrupt it.”

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Posted: 8th, June 2010 | In: OK! | Comments (4)