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Prince Harry And Chelsy To Marry For World Peace

NEWS is that Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy are “BACK ON!” They are to “give their love another try”.

For those of you who care not one iota for the pair, we remind you of the words of ITV news anchor Julie Etchingham on the eve of Kate’s wedding to Wills:

[This] is an opportunity for optimism about the future – in a moment our history is marked by tough economic times at home, and disaster and death all around the world.

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Posted: 17th, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comments (8)

Prince Harry Tells Chelsy Davy ‘You’re Next’

THE News of The World can revels that Chelsy Davy “could be next in line – to the altar”.

And this is “according to Prince Harry”.

Some news there, given that Harry’s cousin Zara Phillips is marrying Mike Tindall in Edinburgh on 30 July.

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Posted: 1st, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment

Prince Harry And Chelsy Davy Break-Up In Photos

CHELSY Davy was, to some, always more Queen Vic Windsor than Royalty, and the grim news is that she and Prince Harry are over.

The News of the World says Chelsy is heading back to South Africa – alone. She tells a pal:

“We’re finished. This is a new beginning for me. I want to start my career in South Africa where I plan to spend the rest of my life. I don’t want to live in Britain.”

Did Britain come between them? Can’t Prince Harry Baseball Cap relocate? Can Great Britain not invade a country and make Harry its ruler? Let’s invade Spain. For Harry…

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Posted: 20th, June 2010 | In: Royal Family | Comments (2)

Monarchists Seize Power: Prince Harry Gets His Wings In Pictures

THE Commons is lost. The time for the monarchists to rise up and seize the day. And we have your champion. Prince Harry is now able to fly and will take to the skies and bomb the crap out of the round heads while chinning a pint of creme de menthe and smoking a Camberwell Carrot fatter than Camilla’s tame tampon. We spotted Prince Harry with Chelsy Davy receiving his Flying Wings from his father, the Prince of Wales, during a graduation ceremony from an advanced helicopter training course at Museum of Army Middle Wallop in Strockbridge, Hampshire. The troops are massing. Harry is to train as an Apache attack helicopter pilot. This is Civil War…


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Posted: 7th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (7)

Prince Harry Dumps Caroline Flack To Be With Chelsy

caroline-flack-harryFAREWELL Caroline Flack. No sooner had we introduced you, then Prince Harry had done with you. Be off with you.

Says the Sun:

PRINCE Harry is desperate to get back with Chelsy Davy after ending his fling with sexy Sky TV presenter Caroline Flack, The Sun can reveal. The lovelorn Royal, 24, told a friend: “I lost the best thing that ever happened to me and I’m paying for it.”

Gladiators’ presenter Flack now adds a new name to her big black book of stars, and continues with her audition to be The New Ulrika Jonsson. Stan Collymore, you there?

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Posted: 15th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Chelsy Davy Vows To Chop Her Legs Off Unless Prince Harry Goes

PRINCE Harry Baseball Cap is back on the market.

In an update on the Facebook murder heartbreaker, Harry is said to be looking for a young “Paki” girl with a cracking sense of humour. Willing gels can apply c/o Anorak, Sotty Sweep Contest.

But what of Chelsy, Harry’s former lover?

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Posted: 26th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment