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Cheryl Cole’s US X Factor Audition Tape: Nation’s Sweetheart Bombs In America

CHERLY Cole has been “AXED AGAIN”. No sooner has the UK version of the X Factor announced its judging panel (Gary Barlow, Zig ‘n’ Zag, Tulisa Contostavlos, Louis Walsh and Kelly Rowland) than the nation’s sweetheart is told she’s not wanted on the show’s US version. Maybe one of the UK’s judges will suddenly leave and Chezza will step in to save the day?

We are in the age of the Cheryl Cole conspiracy theory. While some are wondering how she managed to get on in the first place, others are wondering how she managed to get off. Anorak hears that Cowell was threatened by Grassy Knoll, a fabled FBI agent working in cahoots with the Bilderberg Group’s Illuminati divsion basded in Max Clifford’s suite at the Vatican.

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Posted: 29th, May 2011 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment


Cheryl Cole Confesses Her Love To Norway

DID you know that “nation’s sweetheart” Cheryl Cole “LOVES CAREER MORE THAN ASHLEY”? You know, Ashley Cole, the Chelsea footballer she married in OK! magazine.
Anyhow, Cheryl is on the telly in Norway and she says:

“I am focusing on my career now. That’s what I love the most.”

The Star says this is a clear sign she’ll split for Ashley Cole. But isn’t one part of Cheryl’s career being the professional Mrs Ashley Cole?

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Cheryl Tweedy and Ashley Cole during a photocall to launch the National Lottery Dream Number, at Jasmine Studios in Shepherds Bush, west London.

Posted: 10th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (11)


Haiti Presents The Cherly Cole Show: Brits And Tears

8263958HAITI: News is that Cheryl Cole was “close to tears” as she sang for the tens of thousands killed by in earthquake.

Haiti Earthquake

“X Factor judge Cheryl took a moment to think of the earthquake’s millions of victims before taking to the singing booth to lay down her part of the REM tune”.

As the Star’s headline screams:

CHERYL COLE IN TEARS AT HAITI SONG

Only she wasn’t. Which brings us to The Metro’s headline:

Cheryl Cole ‘breaks down in tears’ over ‘Everybody Hurts’ Haiti song

Are Cheryl Cole’s tears so needed by Haitians that they need to be made up? Cheryl Cole – Curé d’Ars.

Hope For Haiti LA

Rod Stewart, Miley Cyrus, Mika, Kylie Minogue, Leona Lewish, Take That, JLS, Joe McElderry and Susan Boyle are all on the record. But none are reported to have almost cried and gathered themselves with a thought for Haiti.

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Posted: 27th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment