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Cheryl Cole Lines Up New Man For Revenge Shag

GOOD news for the legions of Cheryl Cole fans hoping to comfort her in a revenge shag as the “nation’s sweetheart” says she’s looking for a man with “Bermuda shorts and belly”.

“A guy could be in the Speedos and be ripped to within an inch of his life and I don’t think I’d look again. It’d have to be Bermuda shorts and the pot belly.”

Delete that photo of the athlete in his knickers you found on your pay-as-you-go phone and go for this one instead. It can’t fail…

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Posted: 18th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)