Cheryl Cole Loses 5 Pounds On The Ashley Cole Free Diet: Nation Delights

CHERYL Cole is disappearing. We talk not of the ink on the back of her neck – have you checked your necks girl for sings of Ashley’s coitus-enhancing felt tip (allegedly). We talk of Cheryl Tweedy’s vanishing act as she lives on a diet of mint tea.

The Sun says Cheryl has “barely eaten for three weeks and has lost 5lbs”.

Any danger of Ashley not getting a shag after his divorce from “nation’s sweetheart” Cheryl seems far-fetched. Shag Ashley and lose weight. They will flocks in their hundreds.

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Posted: 26th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment