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Cheryl Cole Hurts Ashley And England’s World Cup Dream: What Would Vera Lynn Do?
CHERYL Cole and Ashley Cole Divorce. The babies have been cancelled. Cheryl, as we have leant, is doing it for England. Ashley needs a clear head, says selfless Cheryl’s sources, and if that means she has to divorce him, then so be it. It’s not her. It’s you. It’s England.
READ: Cheryl Cole And Ashley Fight Over The Dogs: World Cup Divorce Special Pictures
Ashley, who without Cheryl only managed to win The Double with Chelsea, is on the cover of the Star:
“Cheryl will spoil my World Cup”
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Posted: 28th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (33)
Cheryl Cole And Ashley Fight Over The Dogs: World Cup Divorce Special Pictures
CHERYL Cole is divorcing Ashley Cole now because, as we learnt via an “insider” yesterday:
“She knows how vital it is for Ashley to have a completely clear head and concentrate entirely on his football and performance with no distractions or emotional pulls.”
Pictures: Cheryl Cole And Ashley’s Marriage
Selfless stuff from nation’s sweetheart Cheryl, putting the World Cup before her own breaking heart.
Ashley who has managed to muddle alone during his split from Chezza by winning The Double with Chelsea, will surely be appreciative.
Story continues after a gallery of Ashley’s alleged women:
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Posted: 27th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
In Pictures: Justin Bieber’s Groupie Face Tops Cheryl Cole
JUSTIN Bieber won the face off hands down at the Radio 1 Big Weekend, at Vaynol Estate in Bangor, North Wales. Cheryl Cole’s Grosvenor House grind was no match for Bieber. Jared Leto’s middle-aged coxcomb looked less a product of virility than a result of hairspray and bloody mindedness. Flarence Welch, of Florence and the Machine’s, Miss Havisham burka was a nice try. Ellie Goulding, Tinie Tempah and Alicia Keys’ ComfiSlax (Anorak own brand) were all trumped by Bieber’s face. This is the face the fans see when Bieber interviews for groupies. This is face of your honeymoon dreams, Bieberettes. This is face that walks into doors that say ‘push’ and still pulls…
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In Pictures: Cheryl Cole Works The Bangor Stage At Radio 1 Big Weekend
CHERYL Cole is on the Main Stage at the Radio 1 Big Weekend. She’s fight-fight-fighting for the love. Ashley Cole – whom she has fought with, and some would say lost – is in South Africa. He’s fighting for England to win the World Cup. Ashley wins. You can buy love. You can’t buy the World Cup. Well, ok, you can, allegedly. He’s ‘nation’s sweetheart’ Cheryl thrusting her pelvis like a Premier League footballer in a suite at the Grosvenor Hotel impersonating a Bangkok stage dancer…
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Beth Ditto Outclasses Cheryl Cole For Cannes’ Hors: Pictures
CHERYL Cole was overshadowed by the radiance of Beth Ditto on the red carpet in Cannes. Consider this one thing, has Ditto shagged Ashley Cole? No. As if she would stoop that low. Ditto is all about class. Sure, Cheryl, the ‘nation’s sweetheart’ has “Mrs Cole” tattooed on the back of her neck – a homage to Cole Porter and the Old King – but Beth has the lips and the hips. On the carpet, then for the premier of Hors La Loi (Slappers To The Ready) at the Palais de Festival. The carpet burns with passion…
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Posted: 21st, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Update: Ashley Cole, Lucy Phillips’ Gents Watch And Cheryl Cole’s Support Network
ASHLEY Cole and the blonde toilet girl update: The blonde called Lucy is Lucy Phillips, 26, and Ashley “charmed Lucy into the gents toilets before they kissed according to a friend”. It was May 2, and Cheryl and Ashley were estanged. The Sunday Mirror has the scoop.
To recap – Ashley Cole is the six-times FA Cup winner, the only player to win the Double with two clubs (great pics) and one of England’s few World Cup champions. He also managed to pull Cheryl Cole. (Hurrah!) On the other hand, he’s an alleged love rat. (Boo!)
Back to Lucy and her being, reportedly, “charmed” by Ashley Cole. And what is more charming than a gent’s toilet at a club called Swanky? Answer: Ashley Cole.
Lucy wrote on Facebook:
“Just seen Ashley Cole in a toilet cubicle, how random, what a midget.”
The story then becomes a bit disjointed:
Lucy said: “I was walking past the guys’ toilets when I saw a big group of blokes gathered round. I looked in and saw Ashley Cole holding court, and I went in.”
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Posted: 16th, May 2010 | In: Sports | Comments (4)
Cheryl Cole, Lionel Messi And Maradonna’s Hookers
LIONEL Messi, the Barcelona and Argentinian footballer, tells Cheryl Cole that his countrymen “know how to treat their women”.
Yeah, “their women”. Says the Sun:
“If she is looking for a new nation to follow at the World Cup, she should look no further than Argentina. We play the prettiest football, have the prettiest players, and Argentinian men also know how to treat their women.”
In other news, the Daily Star alleged:
MARRIED footballer Carlos Tevez romped with a former Playboy model before turning his attentions to a glamour girl, it has been claimed. The Man City ace is said to have enjoyed trysts with sexy Vanessa Carbone behind his wife’s back, following them up with an affair with model Mariana Paesani.
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Posted: 12th, May 2010 | In: Sports | Comment (1)
John Terry’s Mid-Season Break And Ashley Cole’s Extra Training Win Title For Chelsea
JOHN Terry and Ashley Cole win the Premier League with the boys from Chelsea FC (Grosvenor House or bust! NSFW) and all thoughts of natual justice are correct.
It turns out that allegedly cheating on Cheryl Cole (NSFW) – the “nations’ sweetheart” – does not make you a loser. It makes you a winner. And that a winter breaks with the kids and the wife (but not her) in Dubai is just the ticket.
Cheryl Cole And Will.i.am Cook Up A Gay Storm
CHERYL Cole (nation’s sweetheart Cheryl Tweedy) and Black Eyes Peas front man will.i.am (enemy of grammar) are being linked in love. Are they shagging? Is Cole giving the Black Eyes Peas man a black eye? Can the media and PRs produce a background story of love to help flog the idea that one-hit, lip-synching wonder Cheryl can support a talented big band like the Black Eyed Peas?
The Sun wonders and comes up with:
You’ve turned Cheryl gay, Ash
Lia Nicholls says that the boys at Chelsea FC have heard the news that Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie “might bed his estranged wife Cheryl”.
What the report said was that Fergie…:
“…told pal WILL.I.AM that SHE will bed CHERYL COLE before he does.”
Anorak read that as Fergie claiming to have more chance of shagging Cole than will-i.am does, who has next to no chance.
Cheryl Cole And Ashley’s Marriage
Anyhow the news is that John Terry, Didier Drogba, Frank Lampard and more have told Ashley Cole:
“You’ve turned your wife gay”.
Adding that in any threesome:
“You could have been in the middle of that!”
No, not will.i.am and Cole – Cole and Fergie. Yeah, Sir Alex Ferguson, who also has more chance of shagging Cheryl Cole than will.i.am does…
Posted: 8th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
In Pictures: The Black Eyed Peas And Cheryl Cole Bed Show
TO the The Black Eyed Peas concert at the O2, gamely supported by Cheryl Cole. Fans came with high hopes that the concert would turn into a live sex show or a Girls Aloud concert, as the in pre-match hype BEP singer Fergie has “told pal WILL.I.AM that SHE will bed CHERYL COLE before he does.”
To active minds this means Fergie will shag Chezza. To anyone else, this is a source saying:
“Fergie has been telling everyone she’s more likely to sleep with Cheryl than he is.”
Going on to say, no doubt, that she also has more chance to shagging Queen Elizabeth than he does, moreover Ellen Degeneres and the Vienna Boys Choir.
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Posted: 6th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Music | Comments (2)
Kerry Katona, Cheryl Cole And Katie Price Are A Life In Teasers
THIS week’s OK! leads with pictures of the three mainstays of tabloids gossip: Cheryl Cole, Kerry Katona and Katie Price. All three are given teasers that experience tells us will be lad to stories less genuine than a dodgy dossier.
Kerry Katona says “YES, I AM IN LOVE.”
Adding:
“PETE’S MY SWEETHEART.”
This can’t be Peter Andre, with whom Kerry was linked in bogus tales of romance that the Daily Star was forced to retract, to Peter’s relief? and Kerry who is “scared of men“?
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Cheryl Cole’s Lips Gloss And Go: Pictures
HELLO! magazine meets Cheryl Cole and is told that any talk of Ashley Cole is “off limits”. We would turn off there. But Cheryl has some hairspray to flog. So, we stay to listen to the nation’s sweetheart.
Cheryl says she only remembers the “mean stuff” she reads.
She says you would not want to walk past people in the street saying mean things about your hair. Well, no. But, then, most of us don’t wear hair extensions in a TV advert to sell shampoo with added “mojo”.
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In Pictures: FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women, Best Of
CHERYL Cole is the first British woman to top FHM’s top sexiest women for 2010. Rather, Cheryl Cole is the first Briton to finish top of FHM magazines sexist women polls ever. The top three are, in order: Cheryl Cole, Megan Fox and Victoria’s Secret model Marissa Miller. The poll, voted for by men unable or unwilling to buy porn mags, says Cheryl is also sexier than Kelly Brook (7th), Keeley Hazell (5th), Frankie Sandford (4th)fourth position, Britney Spears (44th) in 2010, Abbey Clancy (10th), Kristen Stewart (6th), Adriana Lima (8th), Jessica Alba (9th) and Harry Potter actress Emma Watson in at 29. Evidence follows:
Posted: 29th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Cheryl Cole’s ‘Secret Divorce’ And More
WANT to know about Cheryl Cole’s “secret divorce decision”? You do. In that case, you need to read Hello!, which features the decision in secret on its front cover. It’s an “exclusive”.
Inside, and the headline pretty much says it all:
“Cheryl Cole all smiles and in no rush to see divorce lawyers.”
Unless she’s meeting them in secret?
Video: Cheryl Cole Explaining The Meaning Of Love To Sarah Ferguson
CHERYL Cole and Ashley Cole sold their wedding to OK! magazine for a reputed £1.5 million. Cheryl is on the telly in Norway talking about her lack of a private life.
Says Cheryl of her song’s meaning – yeah, apparently there is one: “Anyone who throws in the towel ends up achieving nothing.”
Cheryl now says her song – Fight For This Love – is about what you want it to be about “no matter what the love is”. It’s not about fighting toilet attendants, either. Here’s a video. And look out for Sarah Ferguson’s head matching Cheryl’s word for word…
Cheryl Tweedy & Ashley Cole’s Wedding
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Posted: 11th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Britain’s Got Talent: Janey Cutler Might Be Susan Boyle
BRITAIN’S Got Talent looms and we get to meet Janey Cutler, billed as this year’s Susan Boyle.
In the tabloids, Britain’s Go Talent is a chance for ugly people to do well. We don’t mean ugly as in grotesque, just ugly as in Unlikely Gods Like Yourself (TM).
While the X Factor positions lip-synching Cheryl Cole – with a conviction for assault; neck tattoo and shaggability – as the nation’s sweetheart, the X Factor resident babe is eyebrow wrangler Amanda Holden. Holden is hard-to-like. But unlike Cole who looks out of reach for watching dads and sticky finger adolescents, the former Mrs Les Dennis seems within reach, the tarty office secretary who might at the Christmas party.
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Posted: 11th, April 2010 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment
In Pictures: Cheryl Cole’s Ring News Cycle
IN recent days, Cheryl Cole has been showing her hands to the camera. One day she has a wedding ring. One day she has no ring at all. Right now, her wedding ring finger is wearing a skull ring as she passes by the paparazzi. On stage, she wears no ring.
What can it all mean? What can Cheryl be trying to tell us? Did she marry Ashley just to keep her fetish for putting rings on her ring finger?
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Posted: 8th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)
In Pictures: Cheryl Cole’s ‘Fragile Beauty’ Is Time Magazines Woman Of The Year
SORRY to have missed this April’s Fool (?) on Cheryl Cole, who is in the running to be one of Time magazine’s 100 most influential people in the world. The prose is a decent parody:
Cole’s was the modern-day fairy tale: a fragile beauty packaged into pop stardom as part of girl group Girls Aloud via a TV talent contest, she then snared a handsome soccer player, a star of British Premier League club Chelsea.
Cole’s fragility can be debated by toilet attendant Sophie Amogbokpa, whose post-Cole face can be seen here. Cole was , of course, playing for Arsenal when he met Cheryl, and only ended up at Chelse after a truly amazing series of uncanny events.
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Posted: 6th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Cheryl Cole’s August Reunion With Ashley And Those Chuckle Brothers Rumours
STOP press. Having heard from Amanda Holden that Cheryl Cole is “probably” in love with Ashley Cole, heat magazine says the nation’s sweetheart (that’s Chezza – as you were, Amanda) is giving Ashley one “LAST CHANCE”.
Cheryl has set her sights on an “August” reunion. And you can read all about the “SECRET TALKS” inside the mag.
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Posted: 6th, April 2010 | In: Heat, Key Posts | Comments (2)
Cheryl Cole: No Suicide And She Loves Ashley Cole, ‘Probably’
CHERYL Cole and Ashley Cole: Cheryl Cole on life support, her love for Ashley and Amanda Holden…
On the Daily Star’s front page, we learn: “CHERYL: I STILL LOVE ASHLEY.”
Cheryl Cole is the “tortured babe”. She “confesses to pals”. And the “pals” tell the tabloids. For shame! She really cannot trust anyone. So, who is one of these pals Cheryl is confiding in?
Why, it’s one of Simon Cowell’s legion of female eyebrow wranglers. It’s Amanda Holden.
Article continues after gallery:
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Posted: 6th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (9)
In Pictures: Cheryl Cole’s Shocking Eyebrows And Election Vow
CHERYL Cole has “The Smile That Says ‘I’m Back On Top”. Well, she does in Hello!. Over in Closer magazine, Cheryl is “DEVASTATED”. She’s “barely eating and terrified Ashley will start dating”. Start? (NSFW) In other news, what Cheryl’s eyebrows say about the election and if Cheryl will date Prince Harry…?!?!?
Posted: 30th, March 2010 | In: Hello! | Comment (1)
Katie Price Fears She’s More Hated Than Cheryl Cole
KATIE Price, aka Jordan, is “the most hated woman in Britain”. It’s thanks of Katie Price, a glamour model with a disabled son and two other well-fed kidzz, the Lucille Ball – Desi Arnez act Junior Pete and Princess TenaLadyMee that Vanessa George, Tracey Connelly and Cheryl Cole (she puts personal feelings about what’s good for England’s World Cup heroes, readers) are able to sleep at night.
Katie Price career in pictures (NSFW)
The Daily Star brings news of hated Katie Price in “JORDAN’S STREET ATTACK TERROR”.
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Posted: 29th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Cheryl Cole ‘Giggles’ In Hiding For 54 Minutes
CHERLY Cole, estranged wife to Chelsea’s Ashley Cole, has gone “into hiding“, says the News of The World. Last week, Cheryl Cole went to France, “put on a disguise” and went by boat to a “secret location“. What made the “nation’s sweetheart” head to France of all places?
The paper knows:
Cheryl fears people will think she’s playing games if she’s seen enjoying herself. A source said: “Her friends are telling her to live her life. The public are behind her.”
Or as The People puts it in a story about how much Ashley is determined to woo his wife:
Ashley, 29, has had no contact with estranged Cheryl since his 54-minute visit to their marital home two Fridays ago.
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Posted: 28th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (9)
Girls Aloud: The Skinny On Cheryl Cole And Nadine Coyle’s Feud
GIRLS Aloud singer Nadine Coyle wants to tell OK! readers “THE TRUTH ABOUT MY EATING DISORDER AND FEUD WITH CHERYL”.
It’s not as is Nadine relies on her eating and her famous pal Cheryl Cole to achieve fame.
Last week, we learnt that Coyle was at “war” with Cole and:
“Nadine tries to keep very private and believes that her success will come through her talent and not any kind of media circus that might surround someone’s private life”.
This week Nadine is in OK! telling us that Paris Hilton told her “Oh, my God, you’re so cute”, that she’s “great with children”, her mum makes her a fry-up when she goes home to Derry (Nadine lives in LA) and that her lover Jason Bell is “incredible”.
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Posted: 24th, March 2010 | In: Key Posts, OK! | Comments (2)
Cheryl Cole Supports ‘New Man’ Will.i.am
THE “WORLD EXCLUSIVE” on the Daily Star is that Cheryl Cole has a “NEW MAN”. This event is given full throat in the front-page headline:
“CHERYL: I’VE GOT A NEW MAN IN MY LIFE.”
Cheryl says she has “found the perfect man who she could be with forever”. Who is it? Him? Him? Why, it’s Black Eyed Peas front man Will.i.am.
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Posted: 24th, March 2010 | In: Heat | Comments (3)
