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Cheryl Cole Arrives Home To Find Ashley Cole Gone: Pictures

MORE Cheryl Cole and Ashley Cole news in heat magazine, wherein readers learn the “shocking truth about Ashley’s hold over Cheryl”. Before that, we see Cheryl arrive home and find that Ashley has gone.

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Ashley has left the couple’s Hurtmore mansion. Yes, HURTMORE. Nominative determinism was ever a cruel mistress.

Says the Mail:

Mrs Cole’s burgeoning friendship with Mr Hough comes as she prepares to begin divorce proceedings against her errant husband.

Yes, we know this is the third article on Cheryl and Ashley today, but the reporting is so fantastic, we’d like to share it with you. Closer says Cheryl will not divorce Ashley. The Sun says Cheryl has already dumepd him. The Mail speaks of divorce. And we’ve been introduced to “comforting” Derek Hough.

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Posted: 23rd, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (6)


Cheryl Cole Not Divorcing Ashley: Fact

HAVING read in the Sun that Cheryl Cole has dumped Ashley Cole by text – a fact undiluted by repetition throughout the media – Closer magazine has a big fact:

“Cheryl Cole has confessed she feels ‘completely torn’ over what to do.”

But she made her mind up? It’s a fact??

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

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Posted: 23rd, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)


Cheryl Cole, Derek Hough, A Terrier In The Bedroom And Ashley Cole’s Women

derek-hough-1CHERYL Cole and Ashley Cole continue to dominate the red-tops front pages. Readers get to learn more of Derek Hough. The news round-up:

The Sun says Derek has been “comforting” Cheryl Cole for “seven hours”. The Star counts “nine hours”. The Star sees him leave Cheryl Cole’s hotel at 4am. The Sun sees him leave at 4:15am. Both papers lead with shot of Derek Hough carrying a dog.

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

The Sun has now written more about Chelsea and England’s Ashley Cole sex life more than it has about his club captain and former national skipper John Terry. Ashley Cole once sued the Sun and won. John Terry gives the Sun exclusives.

Why John Terry Escapes And The Sun Guns For Ashley Cole

The media narrative is clear: Ashley Cole is bad. And Chelsy Cole, the woman with “Mrs Cole” tattooed on the back of her neck who once assaulted a toilet worker, who told us that we must fight for our love, sold her wedding photos to OK! and posed for pictures with an ice cream sundae between her thighs is “dignified”.

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

Cheryl Cole is married. As the Sun says:

American Derek went to the Girls Aloud beauty’s hotel room and emerged smiling broadly.

An onlooker said: “He looked very pleased with himself.”

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Posted: 23rd, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (7)


Cheryl Cole Dumps Ashley By Text: After Aimee Walton, Vicki Gough, Brooke Healy And Ann Corbitt Meet Alexandra Taylor

alexandra-taylorWITH the BAFTAS coming too late for the papers, Ashley Cole and his fragrant wife Cheryl Cole dominate the tabloids. Anorak rounds up the news, starting with a fifth woman who claims to have shagged Ashley Cole. After Aimee Walton, Sonia Wild, Brooke Healy, Vicki Gough and Ann Corbitt are linked in headline top Ashley Cole, meet Alexandra Taylor  It is 2004:

Back at his flat, the glamour girl said he was “really hands-on’’. She said: “He was so off his face with drink he could barely do the deed. It lasted about 15 minutes and was really lousy.’’

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

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Posted: 22nd, February 2010 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comment (1)


Chelsea ‘Helped’ Ashley Cole Out Of Ann Corbitt, Vicki Gough’s Good Engine And Cheryl Cole Cancels Divorce

ann-corbittASHLEY and Chelsy Cole: the divorce, Ann Corbitt (Corrrr-Bit of alright, more like), Vicky Gough’s engine and Derek Hough’s cod.

The Daily Mail says the Chelsea FC, where Ashley Cole plays football for a decent wage, “helped Cole to silence claims of affair”.

Cheryl Cole gives full throat to love – pictures

It’s Ann Corbit, the American who claims she shagged Ashley while he was on tour with John Terry and the Blues.

Before we go on, the Star has more news on that divorce, the story of which it broke. Says the front page:

Ashley’s one last chance.”

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Posted: 20th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Cheryl Cole Divorce: Pauline Prescott, Sue Carroll, Toni Terry And Hating Ashley Cole

prescott-diariesCHERYL Cole, Ashley Cole and Pauline Prescott are the subject of much thinking by Sue Carroll, the Mirror’s opinion maker and former. Ashley Cole is portrayed as the bad man. The media do not like this Chelsea and England player. But two shags John Prescott is liked. Why? Both are vomitous.

Cheryl Cole Divorce: Introducing Vicki Gough In Pictures

Pauline Prescott has a book out, an autobiography – Smile Though Your Heart is Breaking. As we read about Prescott shagging his secretary, John Prescott opined:

“I admit that I have acted stupidly and caused great distress to my wife and family. But Pauline and I would now like to request the media to give us the privacy, space and time to allow us to try to rebuild our marriage.”

Cheryl Cole gives full throat to love – pictures

And after that long wait here’s the autobiography:

“The installation of my new loo became my salvation… [It was] the only thing I had to look forward to.”

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Posted: 19th, February 2010 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Kate Moss, Girl Aloud And Not Cheryl Cole Do Fashion For Relief: In Pictures

PICTURES from the Fashion for Relief catwalk show at London’s Somerset House, with Alexandra Burke, Ronnie Corbett, Nicola Roberts, Kate Moss, Pixie Geldof, Kate Moss, Annabelle Neilson, Naomi Campbell, Jo Wood, James Corden, Geri Halliwell, David Walliams, Kimberley Walsh, Dame Shirley Bassey, Denise Van Outen, Piers Morgan but no Cheryl Cole. Haiti is grateful…

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Kate Moss on the runway during the Fashion for Relief catwalk show at Somerset House, central London.

Posted: 19th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Lady GaGa’s Foam Pony And Pixie Geldof’s Undies Present The Brits Awards

THE Brits Awards 2010 AGM music show always looks like an audition for new talent in the Brussels celebrity silo. If the suits at the little round tables clap, and their relatives in the mosh bit jump high enough, the singer can leave the EU Celebrity Mountain for a tour or pubs, clubs and daytime telly in Blighty. Lose and you are despatched on a tour of the Far East to be Big In Japan. We saw them sing. We saw Cheryl Cole plead. We saw Lady GaGa dress. And now see them afterwards…

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Lady Gaga arriving for the Brit Awards Universal afterparty at the mandarin Oriental in London.

Posted: 17th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Cheryl Cole Checks Ashley Cole’s Shoes In OK!, In Pictures

7517829CHERYL Cole is on the cover of OK! magazine. “Everybody’s icon” is smiling. Cheryl wants us to know that girls are “ALWAYS THROWING THEMSELVES AT ASHLEY”.

“Lemme at ‘im,” scream these new Suffragettes. “I’ll ‘ave the little so-and-so!”

It turns out that Cheryl means that girls are throwing themselves at Ashley because they want to snog him and have his baybees, tell the papers about shagging him (which they don’t) and having text sex, which is all fingers and thumb – so spot on for adolescents and footballers, allegedly.

OK! caught up with Cheryl in Vienna, where she was one week ago. Cheryl says that she will be supporting Ashley at the World Cup, but only when he plays in “big games”.

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Posted: 17th, February 2010 | In: OK! | Comment


Cheryl Cole’s ‘Divorce’ And Brits Pictures

8382452CHERYL Cole is no Toni Terry, wife to alleged cheater John Terry. Cheryl Cole is feisty. Cheryl Cole is on stage at the Brits stage shadow boxing the toilet attendant of love. Cheryl Cole has mojo in her hair. Cheryl Cole has fight. Cheryl Cole has a husband called Ashley Cole, who plays for Chelsea and England. Although that might soon change. The Daily Star has front-page news:

“CHERYL: I WANT A DIVORCE

No ring on her finger at the Brits, but she’s dropped that rock before because it clashed with her X Factor outfit. Says the report:

HEARTBROKEN Cheryl Cole is set to tell cheating husband Ashley: “It’s all over. She has already urged her pals to “call me Cheryl Tweedy, not Cole”.

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Posted: 17th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Brits Awards In Pictures: JLS Win, Dizzee Rascal Saves And Cheryl Cole Fights A Paper Bag and Loses

THE Brits Awards show was the AGM to end all music industry AGMs this month. JLS proved likeable, and not just because we bumped into Aston Merrygold in Brent X, Lady GaGa, Madonna’s camel (a popstar formed by committee) did everything to hide her face, Dizzee Rascal rocked and with Florence saved the UK pop industry from Cheryl Cole fighting her way out of a paper bag…

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Geri Halliwell (right) and Melanie Brown (left) collect the award for 'Best Brit perforamce of 30 years' on behalf of the Spice Girls during the BRIT Awards 2010, at Earls Court, London.

Posted: 16th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)


Cheryl Cole On Being ‘Everybody’s Icon’ And Fighting For Ashley Cole

5027248IN this week’s Hello!, Cheryl Cole “opens her heart about fighting for her marriage to Ashley”.

Cheryl Cole’s marriage has been “gossiped about, analysed and, at times, severely tested,” trills Hello!.

How times move fast. When this was written Cheryl and Ashley Cole had moved on from allegations of his cheating on her with a model and Aimee Walton. Now, there are tabloid tales of a glamour mode and a secretary telling the world how she shagged Ashley. (No word from Cole yet, and the claims remain unproven.)

“If it’s worth fighting for, then fight,” says Cheryl.

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Posted: 16th, February 2010 | In: Hello! | Comments (8)


Hello!: John Terry Spots Vanessa Perroncel, Cheryl Cole’s For Haiti And Coleen Rooney Shocks

coleen-helloIN this Week’s Hello!, John Terry and Vanessa Perroncel revealed, Coleen Rooney on baby Kai and Cheryl Cole tells of “heartbreak”.

It’s the Premier League drool-fest in this week’s Hello!. The magazine no longer leads with shots of chinless Euro-trash at play but goes with Coleen Rooney telling us that “Kai is a really good baby”.

Adding:

“He’s not a crier at all.”

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Posted: 2nd, February 2010 | In: Hello! | Comment


Barack Obama Is Cheesy And Cheryl Cole Spreads, Literally: Pictures

YOU know you’ve arrived when Prudence Staite turns you into a life-size edible sculpture, like those of Dita von Teese, Cheryl Cole and Barack Obama. The effigies are made from LowLow cheese. Food can be satirical. Tony Blair should be made from wafers and blood; David Cameron from half-eaten, organic Ferrero Rocher; Katie Price from orange Chewits and so on. Here’s the Obama cheese…

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Embargoed to 0001 Monday February 1. Renowned Food Artist Prudence Staite showcases her latest collection of life-size edible sculptures of modern day icons Dita von Teese, Cheryl Cole and Barack Obama - made entirely from LowLow cheese at the Kings Road Gallery, west London.

Posted: 1st, February 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Katie Price Out Fronted By Debbie Rush At National Television Awards: In Pictures

AFTER Christine Hendricks saw the Golden Globes renamed in her honour – The Christine Hendricks Golden Globes – we looked across the red rope for signs of who would be our stand-out star at the Britain’s National Television Awards 2010. In they trotted: Katie Price, Amanda Donohoe, Dannii Minogue, Heather Mills, Kara Tointon, Barbara Windsor, Shobna Gulati Helen Flanagan, Loose Women, Cheryl Cole and Simon Cowell looking like an Easter Island statue. But nothing doing. So it’s Katie Price again – unless it’s Debbie Rush!: (Show pics)

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Katie Price (aka Jordan) and Michelle Heaton (left) arriving for the National Television Awards 2010, at the 02 Arena, London.

Posted: 20th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


This Week In OK!: Gary Barlow’s Wedding, Vinegar, Words And Pictues

2775237IN this week’s OK! – we read it so you don’t have to: we journey “INSIDE The Take That Star’s A-list Party“. Yes, it’s Gary Barlow’s wedding to the lovely Dawn.

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On the cover, we meet an unshaven Gary cradling his arms about Dawn’s waist in readiness for the “bingo, glitz and chips”.

Starry stuff for Gary who met Dawn when he was a 17-year-old with a dream and she a dancer with a leotard. But it wasn’t to be. Says Gary:

“We did two days of rehearsal and then a video shoot six days later and that was it. We said goodbye and I never saw her again after that.”

Never? So who did you think you were impregnating with three children? Who was it you married in a ceremony in Nevis? And who are you stood alongside as a party to mark ten years of love? As OK! says, this is a party “neither of them will forget in a hurry”. And Dawn must be grateful.

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Posted: 20th, January 2010 | In: OK! | Comments (6)


JLS, Cheryl Cole ‘Sing’ At Brit Awards: Susan Boyle And Rage Against The Machine Escape

kasabianTHE Brits Awards serve to remind us that we produce pop stars of the calibre of faux folksy Cheryl Cole and X Factor runners up JLS. Both will perform at the BRITs 30th Anniversary show that will take place on Tuesday 16th February, at the Earl’s Court barn. Compassionate Cheryl will “perform live” – a refreshingly dishonest way of circumventing allegations that she lip-synchs.

Also performing will be Lady GaGa, Robbie Williams, Florence & The Machine, Dizzee Rascal and Kasabian, serving to remind the viewers that pop is not a televised school overseen by Simon Cowell’s board of governors.

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Posted: 18th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Mahiki Club Re-Opening, With X Factor’s Archer And Jones, A Pair Of The Saturdays And Cheryl Cole’s Mum

THE re-opening of London’s Mahiki night club was a grand affair, featuring such starry stars as Mollie King and Frankie Sandford from girl group The Saturdays, Cleo Roccos, Cheryl Cole’s mum, Joan Callaghan, Amelle Berrabah and Jade Ewen from girl group Sugababes, X Factor’s Lucie Jones and her co-star Jamie Archer showing the world and all the camera crews that no matter the talent and the looks fame is a chick magnet like no other…

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Jamie Archer seen outside the Mahiki night club during its re-opening party with two unknown women. He is later seen kissing one of the women. She eventually left with another man.

Posted: 14th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Cheryl Cole Soaps Up For ‘Sick’ Ashley Cole

cheryl-cole5CHERYL Cole would like Glamour readers to know that when she gets home of a night Ashley Cole is not sick on her or putting in for a transfer. In fact, he’s a real gent, a maid man:

“Last night, he ran me a bath, made me a cup of tea, and got my razor and shaving foam for me. He’s just ace.”

It’s a tableau of domestic bliss, a pastel-hued dream sequence from a biopic into Cheryl’s life. And as Ashley holds up his wedding suit for Cheryl to shave in, we read more about new man Ashley Cole:

“The other day was the first time Ashley actually broke down to me about it all.”

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Posted: 13th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (18)


X Factor Winner Joe McElderry Reveals His True Sexy Feeling For Cheryl Cole, In Photos

X FACTOR Joe McElderry tells us that he is not gay. Did anyone think he was? The Sun’s front-page headline puts the fact down for posterity:

“JOE: I’m straight but girls can wait (AND I DON’T FANCY CHERYL”).

Who said Joe fancied Cheryl Cole?

The 18-year-old from Tyne and Wear said: “Oh, who doesn’t fancy Cheryl Cole? Come on!”

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Posted: 15th, December 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5)


X Factor Winner Joe McElderry Records Duet With Cheryl Cole

joe-the-climbX FACTOR: Joe McElderry beats Olly Murs to win the top telly talent show and to him the spoils. Christmas is coming, so Joe is a certainty to score the Christmas number 1. Next time you see Joe he’ll covered in twinkling fairy lights and smiling in a snow globe. Anorak rounds-up the papers:

The Sun (front page): “TINSELTOON – Simon’s £5m Hollywood plan for Joe

Is the real prize of winning the X Factor a one-way ticket out of South Shields? A wrench to leave his home but Geordie Joe – the UK’s Joe-nas Brother – will be well rewarded. That’s five million pounds. As the Daily Mail says on its front page:

“Joe’s £1million X Factor moment”.

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Posted: 14th, December 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)


X Factor: Cheryl Cole Wants A Baby In May And Might Have One By Christmas

7517829X FACTOR: It’s the X Final grand final between Jonas Brother lite Joe McElderry and Olly Murs, the Dancing On Ice stage dancer – which means the News of The World leads with:

CHERYL Cole wants to quit and have a baby

Cheryl Cole wants to quit X Factor to have a baby, the News of the World can reveal.

This would be the same Cheryl Cole who revealed back in May:

“I think I’m ready for parenthood now.”

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Posted: 13th, December 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)


Cheryl Cole Is Proud Of Alexandra Burke’s Miming

ON the Cheryl Cole show, Alexandra Burke (Sol Campbell look alike) is miming so badly that she might – just might – make it a judge on the X Factor. Then an early Proud Watch entry. Cheryl says she is “so proud” of Alexandra. She then sits holding Alexandra’s hand, like she’s a toddler sat on a bus.

Posted: 12th, December 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4)


X Factor: Cheryl Cole Replaced By Davina McCall

cheryl-cole4X FACTOR news now as the Star leads with a picture of Cheryl Cole’s mentor Simon Cowell wielding a huge bloodied axe and the headline:

“SIMON AXE FACTOR – he tells ITV: More money or I’ll pull show.”

Simon Cowell is the de facto head of ITV. So if he asks for an extra £3 million the Sun says he wants on its front page, he should get it. What’s £3 million but a few in-patients with speed dial. Show him the money.

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Posted: 11th, December 2009 | In: Reviews | Comment


X Factor: Joe McElderry’s Secret Pictures, Tiger Woods And Katie Price

joe-mcelderryAS we await another woman to deny that she shagged Tiger Woods – Katie Price, the floor is yours – the Daily Mirror reminds us that there is more pressing news: There is the X Factor final.

Today the paper leads with “The Secrets of X Factor Joe”.

Is this when we learn that Joe McElderry, for it is he, is addicted to pitch and putt and hear from a lap dancer who says that the singer kept a poster of Tiger Woods over his bed? The Mirror has news:

Here’s red-hot X Factor favourite Joe McElderry having a giggle… as womanising comic Russell Brand.

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Posted: 10th, December 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)