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Washington Restaurant gives discount for well-behaved kids – you don’t stand a chance

EVEN parents know that children in restaurants are the worst thing on Earth. Noisy, snot-faced infants are worse than teams of drunk rugby players and screaming hen-parties put together. They howl, loudly need the toilet, don’t like anything and worst of all, wander around establishments bugging the rest of civilisation who have enough to deal with while eating in public and being forced to pretend to know about wine.

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Posted: 11th, February 2013 | In: Reviews, The Consumer | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0