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Chilean Miners Rescue Is A Brilliant Government Stage-Managed Affair
CHILEAN miners are emerging from the earth. The excitement mounts; it can only be a matter of hours before the massed desk chimps denounce the Illuminati conspiracy.
This is not a rescue of 33 miners trapped for 69 days. (69ers eh? Nudge, nudge just like the Yukon Gold Miners). The chimps will tell us it is a diabolical Chilean plot to resurrect its 30th President and lead mass murderer General Augusto José Ramón Pinochet who has been underground for a whole four years.
Wait for the McCann link. It will be buried in there by some of the typing ghosts which infest too often..
Shit! I’ve broken the scoop. (Let us know if you see or hear it; Our Maddie’s been spotted in Chile.)
It took until the 18th miner was soaring into the sun of the Chilean desert for the assembled hacks to mention the Pichochet link with one local journo saying Chile is and, disappointingly will always be, associated with the terrible reign Margaret Thatcher’s pal imposed on the Chilean population.
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