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The Chloe Mafia Look Alike Gallery: Brazt And Twatz

CHLOE Heald, aka Chloe Mafia, is the nation’s sweetheart. The star discovered on the X Factor is now moved on to better things. But what about anyone looking to be a Chloe Mafia impersonator? Well, here are some contenders – people and things that look like Our Chloe. Featuring: Jodie Marsh, Ralph Little, Alice Cooper, a Yorkshire Terrier, Yasmin Brazt and…

Posted: 27th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)


Chloe Mafia’s This Morning Interview: Nation’s Sweetheart Chloe Heald Speaks Out

CHLOE Mafia, the nation’s sweetheart is on This Morning. Says the women with the backstory of Jade Goody, the cocaine-encrusted nose of Kerry Katona, the style of Katie Price, the hair of an excitable Yorkshire terrier and tattoos classier than Cheryl Cole’s:

“No, right, this is the situation. I have never taken money for sex, that’s not what I do. What I do is called paid to party, where you get paid to go out with a group of people do dancing, do different things, you do not sleep with anyone for money, that’s not the situation. If they wanted that, they would just call it an escort agency.”

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Posted: 27th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Chloe Mafia: Nation’s Sweetheart Is Mum Of The Year (Photos)

CHLOE Mafia, the X Factor star – the nation’s sweetheart – is on This Morning. Chloe, aka Chloe Heald, is longer on the show she has outgrown. You can meet her, allegedly, in an orgy in Leeds.

Mafia is talking with Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. It’s hard not to feel for her.

Phil says she is the “most talked about X Factor contestant ever”.

Says Chloe: “I always wanted to be a singer and I just felt it would be an easy route to go down.”

Philip Schofield leans forward, pauses, gathers himself, and says that there is a “huge amount of responsibility and professionalism” that X Factor contestants need to show.

You might well laugh, readers. Er, Phil, they are amateur signers on a telly show – well, most of them (read about Katie Waissel here). Their duty is to entertain. And Chloe Mafia is entertaining.

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Posted: 27th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


X Factor’s Chloe Mafia: Candy’s Gang Bang In Leeds (Photos)

WHAT news of Chloe Victoria Heald, aka Chloe Mafia, the nation’s sweetheart and now former X Factor reality TV singer? Well, she’s says she’s not a prostitute. But someone is using her photo and the nom-de-shag Candy to advertise a gangbang:

We are aware that not all photos of prostitutes are as the lady in question appears in t the flesh. We once saw a picture of Princess Anne in a London phone box advertising S&M. The prices made it unlikely it was she.

10 Reasons Why X Factor’s Chloe Heald, Aka Chloe Mafia, Is The New Cheryl Cole: Photos

The advert by Candy’s page tells us:

GANGBANG PARTY WEDNESDAY THE 29TH SEPTEMBER LEEDS CITY CENTRE, ME AND MY GAWJUS FRIEND WILL BE THE GIRLS THERE! MAXIMUM OF 15 GUYS SO BOOK YOUR PLACES QUICK THIS WILL BE THE ONLY EVER GANGBANG I EVER DO! FUCK EVERY HOLE! PROTENTION [isc] MUST BE WORN AT ALL TIMES! 12 – 2 AND THEN 6 – 8!

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Posted: 26th, September 2010 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment


Chloe Mafia: X Factor Legend’s ‘Cocaine Shame’ Photos

X FACTOR star and nation’s sweetheart Chloe Mafia is pictured on the cover of the Daily Mirror with a straw up her nose.

This is the non-singing, prostitute non-prostitute’s cocaine shame”. Having dusted her face with layers of gunk, the allegation is that the nation’s sweetheart is also powdering her insides.

Chloe Victoria Heald, as she was born, is being fast-tracked to greatness. With her fame but weeks old Our Chloe has had the sex scandal, the return to grace and now the alleged drugs shocker already. The sex tape can’t be far away, nor can the spell in jail, the MBE and chatshow.

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Posted: 25th, September 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Chloe Mafia Photos: Nation’s Sweetheart Wows X Factor

CHLOE Mafia: Anorak’s look at the X Factor star – the new nation’s sweetheart – in the news. Chloe – aka Chloe Victoria Heald – is the Wakefield beauty, mother to a child called Destiny, former lover to The Hough and not a “dirty slut” prostitute called Candy, as she says.

10 Reasons Why X Factor’s Chloe Heald, Aka Chloe Mafia, Is The New Cheryl Cole: Photos

Although the Star persists in calling her a £250-an-hour brass and Gawker says: “This Teen Prostitute May Be the Trashiest Reality Star Ever.”

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Posted: 25th, September 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


X Factor Chloe Mafia Is New Nation’s Sweetheart

CHLOE Mafia, aka Chloe Heald, aka Chloe Victoria, the Wakefield Wannabe, can’t sing but the X Factor reject has worked as a prostitute so she’s front-page news in the Mirror.

Mafia has been “NICKED” 140 times. (The clue might be in her name.)

The facts come thick and fast for “19-year-odl Chloe”, the Sun’s “20-year-old” wannabe.

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Posted: 21st, September 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)


What Will X Factor Star Chloe Mafia Charge For Her 15 Minutes?

THE X FACTOR Freak of The week is Chloe Mafia, nee Chloe Heald, aka Chloe Victoria, aka Candy, the alleged prostitute who warbled her way through an audition. She made it to Boot camp from where she was given the boot.

The Mirror leads with news of Chloe, saying:

“X-RATED – Fans hit out at call girl Chloe on family show”.

This is illustrated by a photo of Chloe in a toxic tan and clothes, another shot of Cheryl Cole – you know, the ‘nation’s sweetheart’, and not in the least bit like Cheryl Tweedy who once assaulted a toilet attendant.

Hey’s it’s a family show, readers. And although Chloe did not actually solicit for sex on the show, the idea of her rutting for money has outraged many right-minded viewers. If pop stars are to have sex they should do it on stolen tapes or simulate it in videos.

Before we go on, there is the not-too-small matter of what Chloe charges for sex. The Mirror says it’s “£250-an-hour”. The Star says it’s “£160-a-night”. Anorak’s economist calculates that if you let Chloe stay the week, she’s free or might even pay you.

With the facts established, we learn that the self-styled “100 per cent English Yorkshire slut” might lose her daughter Destiny.

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Posted: 20th, September 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


On Tonight’s X Factor: Lady Gaga, Chloe Mafia, Yuli Minguel, Aiden Grimshaw, Rebecca Ferguson And Hazel

ON Tonight’s X Factor: Nicole Scherzinger, Rachel the screaming Lady Gaga, Chloe Mafia, Yuli Minguel, Aiden Grimshaw, Rebecca Ferguson and Hazel…

Rachel, 44.

She is inspired by Lady Gaga, “because she’s individual, unique, different, just like me I’m different, I’m unique”.

Sings: Whitney’s Saving All My Love To You

Simons Says: “Well Rachel I’m not being rude but this is one million percent not for you darling. I mean this is something that has to be done behind closed walls, you know your walls. You were screaming the song. You look surprised.”

Chloe Mafia, the alleged prostitute.

Sings: Summertime and Underneath Your Clothes.

“Obviously I wanna live me dream but I wanna do it for my daughter cos I wanna show her a live I never had and I just wanna blow you away.”

Fnar.

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Posted: 18th, September 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment