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Christian Bale gets roughed up in China

KAPOW! Batman met his match in China as government security goons decided to rough up Christian Bale while he was trying to visit a blind lawyer. That’s right, a blind lawyer. Bale, star of the Dark Knight, said to unified Chinese officials in funny hats:

“I am here to see Chen Guangcheng.”

Then, a tiny scuffle ensued. See, why Bale didn’t say “I just want to visit a particularly lovely cafe I’ve heard about” is beyond us. Think about it. A tiny village is guarded by goons because of Mr Chen. What’s the stupidest thing to say when approaching them? ‘HELLO! I’M HERE TO DO SOMETHING YOU CLEARLY DON’T WANT ME TO DO! IS THAT OKAY? I’M A THESPIAN YOU KNOW? I WOULDN’T LIKE ALL THIS TO ATTRACT ANY ATTENTION TO ME! OH, IS THAT A FILM CREW FOLLOWING ME?

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Posted: 16th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Christian Bale takes Stoned David to the Dentist (Mash-Up)

CHRISTIAN Bale is taking David the stoned youth to the dentist:

Posted: 11th, February 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Lily Tomlin: If you’re alive right now, it’s only because Christian Bale wants you to be

IF you’re alive right now, it’s only because Christian Bale wants you to be:

Spotter

Posted: 5th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Christian Bale Versus Bill O’Reilly Smack Down

BATMAN actor Christian Bale is effing and blinding on the scene of Terminator Salvation when director of photography Shane Hurlbut strays into shot.

Bale unleashes a string of sarcasm and swearing as he calls a colleague, er, unprofessional. Show some f*****g respect you ***o.

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Posted: 4th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)


Christian Bale, Alec Baldwin And David O. Russell: Top Five Keep The Cameras Rolling

BATMAN actor Christian Bale is effing and blinding on the scene of Terminator Salvation when director of photography Shane Hurlbut strays into shot.

Bale unleashes a string of sarcasm and swearing as he calls a colleague, er, unprofessional. Show some f*****g respect you ***o.

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Posted: 4th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)


Batman Star Christian Bale Is Kermit The Frog

CHRISTIAN Bale, the Batman star, is Kermit the Frog:

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Posted: 1st, February 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Javine Hylton Summons The Celebrity Police Force

JAVINE HYLTON has been arrested by the Celebrity Police Force, reports the Sun.

Javine was arrested after, allegedly, “leaving a foul-mouthed voicemail for her ex-manager”.

Readers may believe that obscene phone calls are Javine’s new work, her singing career having hit the skids since the halcyon days of failing to get a place in Girls Aloud and flashing a nipple (hers) on Eurovision.

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Posted: 25th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (4)