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Katie Price Threatens To Knife Daily Star Journalist

katie-price-jordan-knifeKATIE Price, aka Jordan, dressed in a tinfoil bikini and a straw cowboy hat full of holes, is illustrating the Star’s front-page screamer that she did threaten to knife a Daily Star journalist:

JORDAN’S THREAT TO KNIFE ANDRE GIRL.

It’s a story echoed by the Mirror’s front cover:

JORDAN: I’LL CUT YOU UP.

If anyone knows about being cut up it’s Jordan. Jordan won’t so much slice you as whittle you into something more like her. Scalpel! Pelican knife! Plane!

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Posted: 18th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)