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X Factor: Danyl Johnson ‘Touches’ Olly Murs and Lucie Jones’ Sex Life

lucie-jonesX FACTOR: It’s Ex-week in the tabloids, as the X Factor singers’ former loves tells all, featuring the exes of Joe McElderry, Cheryl Cole and Lucie Jones, plus Dannii Minogue’s womb and Danyl Johnsons on Olly Murs skin, literally…

Olly Murs and Danyl Johnson are getting close, allegedly:

Daily Mirror: “Essex boy OLLY MURS is complaining about gay Danyl’s over-friendly “‘touchyfeeliness’ in the house.”

Is Olly’s Essex-ness relevant to his views on “gay” Danyl? Who is Olly complaining to? Anyone smell homophobia? Lots to investigate. Is Jan Moir free to help? In any case, Olly is spoken for:


Busty glamour girl Chantelle Houghton says she fancies the pants off the cheeky chappy.

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Posted: 8th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)

X Factor Cheryl Cole’s Kinky Lap Dance Sing-Along

x-factorCHERYL Cole’s “Kinky Sex Factor” occupies the Daily Star’s front page.

Having done a passable impression of a wind-up tin lap dancer as she lip-synched her new song on a singing contest, Our Cheryl is now embroiled in a tale of perverted sex.

“Star’s sauce lap-dance secret is out.”

X FACTOR judge Cheryl Cole was accused of double standards last night after blasting Kandy Rain for flashing the flesh and then doing it herself. The Girls Aloud babe, 26, even wore a similar revealing black top as band member Coco Lloyd, whom she had slated.

Hold on a moment. Cheryl is no lap dancer–cum-singer. Our Cheryl is a toilet-attendant-assaulter-cum-lip-syncologist. If you are going to criticise a national treasure, get it right.

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Posted: 20th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)

X Factor: Danyl Johnson Tears Kandy Rain Off A Strip

kandy-rainMIGHT it be possible to warm to Danyl Johnson, the X Factor warbler with the face of a Bronze Age Will Young, the post-modern reality TV wannabe who actually makes himself wince when he sings?

In the News of The World, a “FURIOUS Louis Walsh” has “branded one-time show favourite Danyl Johnson VILE and a BULLY after reducing his girl group Kandy Rain to tears.”

Kandy Rain are the former strippers whose band name sounds like an American tan ‘n’ stitches porn star.

The X Factor judge launched his astonishing attack after the band of former strippers sobbed down the phone to him when Danyl cruelly told them: “You’ve got NO chance of winning the show.”

Louis raged: “Kandy Rain rang me crying. Danyl was slagging them off telling them they were never going to win. He really bullied them. Danyl is vile. He’s everything I don’t like.”

Four girls rang Louis crying tears of pure sugary sweetness because Danyl told them what everyone else already knows, including Louis Walsh who’s bleating about the show being unfair led to the Daily Mail headline:

‘My X Factor acts won’t win,’ says Louis Walsh as he gives groups vote of no-confidence

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Posted: 11th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment