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I’m A Celebrity Queen Katie Price Declares War On X Factor’s Jedward

katie-price-botoxIT was always going to take something special to knock the X Factor off the front pages and Katie Price going into the I’m A Celebrity Jungle is it. As the Star’s front-page headline vows:

“JORDAN: I’M GOING TO BE QUEEN OF THE JUNGLE.”

The X Factor has not disappeared completely from the reality TV news beat, and at the top of the page we learn:

“JEDWARD TO RULE WORLD.”

Where Anorak comes from this is fighting talk.

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Posted: 13th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)


I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Sacks Katie Price

sam-foxTHE year is now divided into TV shows: And November means I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!, staring Katie Price in the sack and out of a bikini.

While the BBC’s care home-focused non-dancing dance show Strictly Come Dancing – does anyone allowed to operate the remote control watch it? – ITV follows the X Factor with another hit.

The show features the following celebrities, who would once have been called “personalities” and before that “VIPs”:

George Hamilton – Does the Hollywood legends know the sun cannot reach the jungle floor? Big risk that his tan might suffer. Expects a deep mahogany giving way to light maple as the show progresses.

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Posted: 12th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (14)